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Title: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
Post by maddog on 20. Sep 2007 at 17:41

;Di was driving down the road in my omega and was dying for a wee i had no wear to pull over and do this so i had look round in the car and saw a empty can of drink so i did it in there i was swaying a bit as i was doing this not seeing the blue lights behind me the copper done me for being in possesion of canopiss as i pass the alchol test

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Post by Loo-knee on 20. Sep 2007 at 17:43

maddog wrote on 20. Sep 2007 at 17:41:

;D
Welcome to the site :y

Good joke but jokes are best in the Chat section mate :y

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Post by Bo Bo on 20. Sep 2007 at 18:12

Hello & welcome :)

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Post by Maria on 20. Sep 2007 at 18:20

Hello and welcome...
Good joke, made me laugh ;D ;D

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Post by TheBoy on 20. Sep 2007 at 21:25

Welcome to the site :)

As to joke, don't give up the day job ;D

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Post by Chopsdad on 20. Sep 2007 at 21:32

Welcome to the site Maddog - seems like you've got the hang of it already :y

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Post by Cav9_4 on 20. Sep 2007 at 21:56

Hi & welcome to the forum :y

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Post by Spongebob on 20. Sep 2007 at 23:44

Greetings :y :y

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Post by JamesV6CDX on 21. Sep 2007 at 01:07

No, definately don't give up the day job! ;D

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Post by mikedundee on 21. Sep 2007 at 06:03

Wecome to the Forum Maddog :y

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Post by bob.dent on 21. Sep 2007 at 09:13

Hi Maddog, welcome to the forum :y

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Post by omega3000elite on 21. Sep 2007 at 10:52

Good one - welcome !
Al

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Post by Dazzler on 21. Sep 2007 at 15:21

Welcome and enjoy mate :y

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Post by A380 Elite on 21. Sep 2007 at 16:15

:) Hiya maddog

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Post by Elite Pete on 21. Sep 2007 at 18:54

Hi and welcome to the forum :y

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Post by ffcgary1 on 21. Sep 2007 at 19:59

Welcome to the forum :y

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Post by puffa on 22. Sep 2007 at 09:01

hello & welcome :y :y

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Post by Markie on 23. Sep 2007 at 08:32

Hello, and welcome to the site :)

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Post by macca on 23. Sep 2007 at 10:24

Hello m8, welcome to the forum :)

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Post by DaveL on 24. Sep 2007 at 19:18

Hi and welcome to the Forum :y
8-)
DaveL

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Post by paul.c on 25. Sep 2007 at 16:30

welcome to the forum :y

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Post by Tafty on 25. Sep 2007 at 20:27

Terrible joke - but welcome to the site anyway ;) :y

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Post by Crazydad on 26. Sep 2007 at 17:06

Hello and welcome to the best Omega Forum on the Net :y

Good Start i like Jokes ::)

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Post by Sir Miggy on 26. Sep 2007 at 19:05

Hiya

Welcome

:y :y :y :y

Title: Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
Post by razzo on 27. Sep 2007 at 10:20

Hi Maddog & welcome :y