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Title: A few Friday afternoon funnies
Post by Jay w on 17. Oct 2008 at 13:00

Yes its that time of the week again......

A man goes to Confession.

He says to the Priest, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. Last night I made love to twins half my age, in positions that I think may be illegal, over and over again".

The Priest thinks for a few minutes, then says "Buy 7 lemons, squeeze the juice from them into a glass, then drink it".

"Will that absolve me from my sins Father?" asks the man.

"No", replies the Priest, "but it will wipe that fvcking smile off your face".

Title: Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
Post by Jay w on 17. Oct 2008 at 13:03

How the credit crunch will affect britian....

Title: Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
Post by richardirv on 17. Oct 2008 at 13:03

Good 1!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
Post by Jay w on 17. Oct 2008 at 13:05

After flipping his hydrofoil, Jesus quickly leaves the scene before his Father finds out...........

Title: Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
Post by Jimbob on 17. Oct 2008 at 13:08

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
Post by cem on 17. Oct 2008 at 13:59

The top gear picture was ;D ;D

Title: Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
Post by Entwood on 17. Oct 2008 at 14:40

:y :y :y :y

;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
Post by Vmax on 17. Oct 2008 at 15:06

;D ;D :D :D :y

Title: Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
Post by woodsy_mv6 on 17. Oct 2008 at 15:18

;D ;D
Love the last one :y

Title: Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
Post by bob.dent on 17. Oct 2008 at 16:57

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Very good!

Title: Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
Post by Skruntie. on 17. Oct 2008 at 18:10

;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
Post by gwa on 17. Oct 2008 at 19:15

Triffic, what way to end the week :y :y :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y

Title: Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
Post by Lizzie Zoom on 17. Oct 2008 at 19:19

Brilliant!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
Post by STMO123 on 17. Oct 2008 at 20:01

Title: Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies
Post by Dusty on 17. Oct 2008 at 20:27

Absolutely great :y ;D :D ;D ;D :-* :-*