couldnt believe i got a letter from moron brown apologising for all the scandal regarding expenses etc, he basically says he is going to put things right then goes on about helping young people into jobs, which doesnt help me as i dont fall into the catagories listed which are: 16&17 year olds education or training, or guarantee job traing for 18-24 year olds, so does this mean if you are over 25 you are stuffed?, it also goes on about how i must vote labour blah blah blah,[id rather insert a hedgehog :o] there is other fairy stories on this letter which i wont bore you with, but it goes to show that if you put your name to any petitions on the no10 site then you are liable to junk mail from the junk male >:(, did anybody else get one of these fairy stories letters? ;)

He said if I voted labour, Betty Boothroyd would come round and give me a blow job.


I declined..............of course ::)

STMO123 wrote on 30. May 2009 at 22:15:

He said if I voted labour, Betty Boothroyd would come round and give me a blow job. I declined..............of course ::)

why?? she`s o,k with the teeth out :D

I had something from the clown party - but it is now in the recycle bin

unlucky alf wrote on 30. May 2009 at 22:11:

couldnt believe i got a letter from moron brown apologising for all the scandal regarding expenses etc, he basically says he is going to put things right then goes on about helping young people into jobs, which doesnt help me as i dont fall into the catagories listed which are: 16&17 year olds education or training, or guarantee job traing for 18-24 year olds, so does this mean if you are over 25 you are stuffed?, it also goes on about how i must vote labour blah blah blah,[id rather insert a hedgehog :o] there is other fairy stories on this letter which i wont bore you with, but it goes to show that if you put your name to any petitions on the no10 site then you are liable to junk mail from the junk male >:(, did anybody else get one of these fairy stories letters? ;)

You are unlucky indeed alf, your name and details are now residing on a database somewhere within fortress Downing Street.  ;)  After the  :D Dear Leader :D sweeps to electorial victory - whenever that might be - expect a very early call from his personal representatives  ;D ;D 

Seriously, you couldn't make it up if you tried ;) ;)

unlucky alf wrote on 30. May 2009 at 22:20:

STMO123 wrote on 30. May 2009 at 22:15: He said if I voted labour, Betty Boothroyd would come round and give me a blow job. I declined..............of course ::) why?? she`s o,k with the teeth out :D

She may well be, but last time he promised I could take Hazel Blears up the rear. She never even turned up. It's just a big con.

STMO123 wrote on 30. May 2009 at 22:15:

He said if I voted labour, Betty Boothroyd would come round and give me a blow job. I declined..............of course ::)

those dots says different ;D

yeah i know zulu, ive even got my local MP [Money Pocketter] has listed me as a friend on facebook, that is something i feel he is regretting though as i tend to speak my mind ;D its amazing what they will try but unfortunately for them im not that gullible :P

cem wrote on 30. May 2009 at 22:26:

STMO123 wrote on 30. May 2009 at 22:15: He said if I voted labour, Betty Boothroyd would come round and give me a blow job. I declined..............of course ::) those dots says different ;D

How well you know me ;D ;D ;D

STMO123 wrote on 30. May 2009 at 22:25:

unlucky alf wrote on 30. May 2009 at 22:20: STMO123 wrote on 30. May 2009 at 22:15: He said if I voted labour, Betty Boothroyd would come round and give me a blow job. I declined..............of course ::) why?? she`s o,k with the teeth out :D She may well be, but last time he promised I could take Hazel Blears up the rear. She never even turned up. It's just a big con.

& i thought she was a small lab, mind you ive heard about you & your love [cough] of animals :o

If he starts writing to me I'll invest in one of these.

http://www.bluefishshop.co.uk/paper-log--briquette-maker-50-p.asp

;)

Kevin