When members go for their tea/take the dog for a walk/go for a bath/poo, can they please log off as it's very disconcerting posting on my own with 256 members online. I thank you.

no  :P

What if they're eating next to the computer  :-?

Del Boy wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:22:

What if they're eating next to the computer  :-?

Then they are sad. I know you dont do that Liam :y ::)

STMO123 wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:19:

When members go for their tea/take the dog for a walk/go for a bath/poo, can they please log off as it's very disconcerting posting on my own with 256 members online. I thank you.

2 guesses where I am RIGHT NOW ::)

TheBoy wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:24:

STMO123 wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:19: When members go for their tea/take the dog for a walk/go for a bath/poo, can they please log off as it's very disconcerting posting on my own with 256 members online. I thank you. 2 guesses where I am RIGHT NOW ::)

It's a picture I do not want in my mind  :D :D

STMO123 wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:19:

When members go for their tea/take the dog for a walk/go for a bath/poo, can they please log off as it's very disconcerting posting on my own with 256 members online. I thank you.

Don't have a dog :P..not drinking tea, havin a beer :P....and have been looking at other stuff on the net, something like this......

shttp://www.the-mulberrybush.co.uk/cgi-bin/trolleyed_public.cgi?action=showprod_WEL06

you know the ones you recommended to Miggy ;D ;D

STMO123 wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:23:

Del Boy wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:22: What if they're eating next to the computer  :-? Then they are sad. I know you dont do that Liam :y ::)

;D ;D :y

eating, reading, watching and sometimes on the phone at the same time generally ;D

but still no lappy on the bath/wc ;D

If anyone is "on their own", it's definately you !!  ;D

TheBoy wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:24:

STMO123 wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:19: When members go for their tea/take the dog for a walk/go for a bath/poo, can they please log off as it's very disconcerting posting on my own with 256 members online. I thank you. 2 guesses where I am RIGHT NOW ::)

When you are a liitle kid, adults tell you never, ever drink fluids while you're at the keyboard. Then they take their laptops in the bath with them. :-?

Turk wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:26:

If anyone is "on their own", it's definately you !!  ;D

Foxtrot Oscar.

STMO123 wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:26:

TheBoy wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:24: STMO123 wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:19: When members go for their tea/take the dog for a walk/go for a bath/poo, can they please log off as it's very disconcerting posting on my own with 256 members online. I thank you. 2 guesses where I am RIGHT NOW ::) When you are a liitle kid, adults tell you never, ever drink fluids while you're at the keyboard. Then they take their laptops in the bath with them. :-?

damn sight easier than dragging the desktop in here....

When I was little kid, the only keyboard around had a piano or similar attached.

Tell you what Steve. I'll do what ever i like :P :P

TheBoy wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:27:

STMO123 wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:26: TheBoy wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:24: STMO123 wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:19: When members go for their tea/take the dog for a walk/go for a bath/poo, can they please log off as it's very disconcerting posting on my own with 256 members online. I thank you. 2 guesses where I am RIGHT NOW ::) When you are a liitle kid, adults tell you never, ever drink fluids while you're at the keyboard. Then they take their laptops in the bath with them. :-? damn sight easier than dragging the desktop in here....

;D

TheBoy wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:27:

STMO123 wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:26: TheBoy wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:24: STMO123 wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:19: When members go for their tea/take the dog for a walk/go for a bath/poo, can they please log off as it's very disconcerting posting on my own with 256 members online. I thank you. 2 guesses where I am RIGHT NOW ::) When you are a liitle kid, adults tell you never, ever drink fluids while you're at the keyboard. Then they take their laptops in the bath with them. :-? damn sight easier than dragging the desktop in here....

Yeah. Well. You've made a right balls of this board moving stuff around. Were you on the vinegar stroke? ;D

STMO123 wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:27:

Turk wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:26: If anyone is "on their own", it's definately you !!  ;D Foxtrot Oscar.

Charming !  But then again...what did I expect ?

now here  is the daft question if you dont log off still the site shows you  :-?

Turk wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:30:

STMO123 wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:27: Turk wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:26: If anyone is "on their own", it's definately you !!  ;D Foxtrot Oscar. Charming !  But then again...what did I expect ?

Mr Consistent, that's me ;D

cem wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:31:

now here  is the daft question if you dont log off still the site shows you  :-?

yes ;D

checked from proxy..

cem wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:31:

now here  is the daft question if you dont log off still the site shows you  :-?

What do you know? You cant even find the 'delete member' button ;D ;D ;D

STMO123 wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:35:

cem wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:31: now here  is the daft question if you dont log off still the site shows you  :-? What do you know? You cant even find the 'delete member' button ;D ;D ;D

:-[

yep..what can you expect from that idiot ;D :y

STMO123 wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:30:

TheBoy wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:27: STMO123 wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:26: TheBoy wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:24: STMO123 wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:19: When members go for their tea/take the dog for a walk/go for a bath/poo, can they please log off as it's very disconcerting posting on my own with 256 members online. I thank you. 2 guesses where I am RIGHT NOW ::) When you are a liitle kid, adults tell you never, ever drink fluids while you're at the keyboard. Then they take their laptops in the bath with them. :-? damn sight easier than dragging the desktop in here.... Yeah. Well. You've made a right balls of this board moving stuff around. Were you on the vinegar stroke? ;D

what, in the bath? crikey, they'd be water everywhere ;D

seriously I use multiple machines to log on.. :-/

cem wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:31:

now here  is the daft question if you dont log off still the site shows you  :-?

for 15 mins.  gradually move down the 'members online' list then after 15m, disappear

TheBoy wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:27:

STMO123 wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:26: TheBoy wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:24: STMO123 wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:19: When members go for their tea/take the dog for a walk/go for a bath/poo, can they please log off as it's very disconcerting posting on my own with 256 members online. I thank you. 2 guesses where I am RIGHT NOW ::) When you are a liitle kid, adults tell you never, ever drink fluids while you're at the keyboard. Then they take their laptops in the bath with them. :-? damn sight easier than dragging the desktop in here....

Haha, I love that. Conjours up an interesting thought too!  :D :D

:y

Im just constantly signed in. I think I'll go for a cuppa ::)

Omega man 2 wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:43:

Im just constantly signed in. I think I'll go for a cuppa ::)

apparently, as I'm in the bath, STM0123 says I have to go for a tug...  ...might take a while at my age....

no time though, have to get out, she's dishing up tea....

MikeDundee wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:25:

STMO123 wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:19: When members go for their tea/take the dog for a walk/go for a bath/poo, can they please log off as it's very disconcerting posting on my own with 256 members online. I thank you. Don't have a dog :P..not drinking tea, havin a beer :P....and have been looking at other stuff on the net, something like this...... shttp://www.the-mulberrybush.co.uk/cgi-bin/trolleyed_public.cgi?action=showprod_WEL06 you know the ones you recommended to Miggy ;D ;D

There on order..... ;D ;D

TheBoy wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:39:

cem wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:31: now here  is the daft question if you dont log off still the site shows you  :-? for 15 mins.  gradually move down the 'members online' list then after 15m, disappear

logical..the working process cant check every second..

TheBoy wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:44:

Omega man 2 wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:43: Im just constantly signed in. I think I'll go for a cuppa ::) apparently, as I'm in the bath, STM0123 says I have to go for a tug...  ...might take a while at my age....

I'll help you ;D ;D ;D

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm90/v6veccie/omega/Image002-3.jpg

Omega man 2 wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:52:

TheBoy wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:44: Omega man 2 wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:43: Im just constantly signed in. I think I'll go for a cuppa ::) apparently, as I'm in the bath, STM0123 says I have to go for a tug...  ...might take a while at my age.... I'll help you ;D ;D ;D http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm90/v6veccie/omega/Image002-3.jpg

nah, didn't work for me.

But I've just filled my faces with meatballs

cem wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:51:

TheBoy wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:39: cem wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:31: now here  is the daft question if you dont log off still the site shows you  :-? for 15 mins.  gradually move down the 'members online' list then after 15m, disappear logical..the working process cant check every second..

its http, so by its nature, connectionless. So assumptions have to be made :)

TheBoy wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:44:

Omega man 2 wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:43: Im just constantly signed in. I think I'll go for a cuppa ::) apparently, as I'm in the bath, STM0123 says I have to go for a tug...  ...might take a while at my age....

Thought you might just be washing the old man.................................very fast! ;D

TheBoy wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 20:02:

cem wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:51: TheBoy wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:39: cem wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:31: now here  is the daft question if you dont log off still the site shows you  :-? for 15 mins.  gradually move down the 'members online' list then after 15m, disappear logical..the working process cant check every second.. its http, so by its nature, connectionless. So assumptions have to be made :)

probably the working process checks the page requests and if no requests seen in the last 15 minutes drops you off, if I had to write something similiar I would use same technique.. :y

TheBoy wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:39:

cem wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:31: now here  is the daft question if you dont log off still the site shows you  :-? for 15 mins.  gradually move down the 'members online' list then after 15m, disappear

So that must mean that 256 members are on line, just ignoring you STMO........... :D :D :D

Vamps wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 20:57:

TheBoy wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:39: cem wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:31: now here  is the daft question if you dont log off still the site shows you  :-? for 15 mins.  gradually move down the 'members online' list then after 15m, disappear So that must mean that 256 members are on line, just ignoring you STMO........... :D :D :D

They wouldn't...would they? :(

STMO123 wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 20:59:

Vamps wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 20:57: TheBoy wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:39: cem wrote on 01. Jun 2009 at 19:31: now here  is the daft question if you dont log off still the site shows you  :-? for 15 mins.  gradually move down the 'members online' list then after 15m, disappear So that must mean that 256 members are on line, just ignoring you STMO........... :D :D :D They wouldn't...would they? :(

nope :y

Can't take this any more ---- just off to the shower ;) ;) ;)

Im sorry Ive been logged in all day since laptop battery died and only just come inside for mains lead and read this thread :-[ I'm always forgetting to log out as hope to get back in 5 mins but always get distracted! I often take my lap top in the bath, doesnt everyone :D :D :D :D

Well I have to log off for a while as the boss (Zone alarm) has informed me it's time for a full scan. It said I can borrow IT'S computer later. :(

STMO123 wrote on 02. Jun 2009 at 09:00:

Well I have to log off for a while as the boss (Zone alarm) has informed me it's time for a full scan. It said I can borrow IT'S computer later. :(

We're all hostage to technology now STMO ;) ;)