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Message started by Holy Count on 02. Jun 2009 at 22:13

Title: Funny ....
Post by Holy Count on 02. Jun 2009 at 22:13
Missus passed on this email to me -- a warning maybe ????................

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:

'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

' How long will this take?' I asked.

' They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.

I stopped.

'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he says 'Worked for your arse, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Title: Re: Funny ....
Post by Zulu77 on 02. Jun 2009 at 22:16
;D ;D ;D I would defy anyone not to laugh  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Funny ....
Post by Lizzie Zoom on 02. Jun 2009 at 22:19
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Funny ....
Post by Entwood on 02. Jun 2009 at 22:20
I wish I had the courage ......

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Funny ....
Post by smoothomega on 02. Jun 2009 at 22:21
pmsl  ;D ;D ;D

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Post by miggydave on 02. Jun 2009 at 22:23
thats brill  ;D ;D

Title: Re: Funny ....
Post by Gareth Lewis on 02. Jun 2009 at 22:38
Very Very Good ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Funny ....
Post by Ron Burgundy on 02. Jun 2009 at 22:38
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Funny ....
Post by AmigoMV6 on 02. Jun 2009 at 22:49
So that's where Andrex got the inspiration for the "puppies" advert!!! :D

Title: Re: Funny ....
Post by Vamps on 03. Jun 2009 at 00:23
Nice one............... ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Funny ....
Post by MikeDundee on 03. Jun 2009 at 05:31
Very funny indeed :y..... ;D ;D

Title: Re: Funny ....
Post by Chris_H on 03. Jun 2009 at 08:42

wrote on 02. Jun 2009 at 22:16:
;D ;D ;D I would defy anyone not to laugh  ;D ;D ;D


Defying, defying, defying...






...Oh blast! ;D

Title: Re: Funny ....
Post by scottie7275 on 03. Jun 2009 at 09:29
Brilliant  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Funny ....
Post by Ghost Driver on 03. Jun 2009 at 11:20
Good one mate. ;D ;D ;D

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