SING IT GIRLS!

At first I was afraid,
I was petrified!
When you said you had 10 inches, lord I almost died.
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
that I grew strong...
and knew that I could take you on
BUT THERE YOU ARE
Another lie
I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me a French Fry,
I should have known that it was bullsh1t,
just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans,
Go on now go....walk out the door!
don't you promise me 10 inches and then give me only 4!
You are such a prat to think that I wouldn't find it out,
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count?
I will survive,
I will survive!
As long as I have all my batteries,
my sex life's gona thrive!
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex!
I will survive
I will survive!
HEY HEY!

Ljay wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 13:55:

SING IT GIRLS! At first I was afraid, I was petrified! When you said you had 10 inches, lord I almost died. But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong... and knew that I could take you on BUT THERE YOU ARE Another lie I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me a French Fry, I should have known that it was bullsh1t, just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans, Go on now go....walk out the door! don't you promise me 10 inches and then give me only 4! You are such a prat to think that I wouldn't find it out, Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count? I will survive, I will survive! As long as I have all my batteries, my sex life's gona thrive! I will always have good sex with a handful of latex! I will survive I will survive! HEY HEY!

Poor old Jimbob.... ::) ::) ::) ;)

I heard it was a song Dusty wrote when she met you optimist. ;D ;D

Mr Skrunts wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 14:04:

I heard it was a song Dusty wrote when she met you optimist. ;D ;D

Never had any complaints in that department Skruntie.......I'am a very skilled lover......I'll have you know..... ::) ::) ::) ;) :D

Opti wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 14:35:

Mr Skrunts wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 14:04: I heard it was a song Dusty wrote when she met you optimist. ;D ;D Never had any complaints in that department Skruntie.......I'am a very skilled lover......I'll have you know..... ::) ::) ::) ;) :D

Yep, me too. Skilled at Fixing Omegas, flying gliders, programming computers, building radios, etc...  ::)

Kevin

;D ;D ;D
Oh well, back to the mains powered rabbit then Laura!! ::) ;D

Opti wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 14:35:

Mr Skrunts wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 14:04: I heard it was a song Dusty wrote when she met you optimist. ;D ;D Never had any complaints in that department Skruntie.......I'am a very skilled lover......I'll have you know..... ::) ::) ::) ;) :D

Why? you got long fingers Lol [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

Opti wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 14:02:

Ljay wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 13:55: SING IT GIRLS! At first I was afraid, I was petrified! When you said you had 10 inches, lord I almost died. But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong... and knew that I could take you on BUT THERE YOU ARE Another lie I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me a French Fry, I should have known that it was bullsh1t, just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans, Go on now go....walk out the door! don't you promise me 10 inches and then give me only 4! You are such a prat to think that I wouldn't find it out, Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count? I will survive, I will survive! As long as I have all my batteries, my sex life's gona thrive! I will always have good sex with a handful of latex! I will survive I will survive! HEY HEY! Poor old Jimbob.... ::) ::) ::) ;)

Depends if LJay is talking about length or girth....   :-X

Ljay wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 13:55:

SING IT GIRLS! At first I was afraid, I was petrified! ........

Bog roll, why are you singing? ;D

Opti wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 14:35:

Mr Skrunts wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 14:04: I heard it was a song Dusty wrote when she met you optimist. ;D ;D Never had any complaints in that department Skruntie.......I'am a very skilled lover......I'll have you know..... ::) ::) ::) ;) :D

I get complained at all the time, get told I take to long or they ask me to do it 2 or 3 times and tell me I need the practice for some reason. :-/

Mr Skrunts wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 19:08:

Opti wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 14:35: Mr Skrunts wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 14:04: I heard it was a song Dusty wrote when she met you optimist. ;D ;D Never had any complaints in that department Skruntie.......I'am a very skilled lover......I'll have you know..... ::) ::) ::) ;) :D I get complained at all the time, get told I take to long or they ask me to do it 2 or 3 times and tell me I need the practice for some reason. :-/

You wish............ :D :D :D

Vamps wrote on 11. Nov 2009 at 00:01:

Mr Skrunts wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 19:08: Opti wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 14:35: Mr Skrunts wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 14:04: I heard it was a song Dusty wrote when she met you optimist. ;D ;D Never had any complaints in that department Skruntie.......I'am a very skilled lover......I'll have you know..... ::) ::) ::) ;) :D I get complained at all the time, get told I take to long or they ask me to do it 2 or 3 times and tell me I need the practice for some reason. :-/ You wish............ :D :D :D

::)  ::)

;D ;D ;D I've never had that sung to me  :y :y

Mine never sings with her mouth full, she might choke ::)

I was a failure with women in the trouser department,thankfully i have got 15 stone to help me out.I then showed them I could lick my eyebrows!!!

Ljay wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 13:55:

Go on now go....walk out the door! don't you promise me 10 inches and then give me only 4! You are such a prat to think that I wouldn't find it out,

Reminds me of last Saturday when the missus said to me "Give me 9 inches and make me bleed".........so I punched her on the nose and f**ked her 3 times.

our lass says mine is infant sized  :y







































it's 9 1/2 inches long and weighs  7 pound    ;) ;) :D :D