If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull ... but that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was.. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things, even in the best of weather.

It also takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.

My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --



Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh....














Either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

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Not too mention how long it takes me to warm up in the morning.  ;D

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and often cant ignite a spark on a cold morning.

;D ;D ;D ;D Good one :y

brilliant!  :y :y ;D ;D

If my body were a car, I'd be wondering if it will get through the next emissions check.  :-X

Kevin

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And I bet your dip stick is low! :D :D :D ;) ;) ;)

Kevin Wood wrote on 13. Nov 2009 at 13:13:

If my body were a car, I'd be wondering if it will get through the next emissions check.  :-X Kevin

I would get an instant prohibition notice  ;D

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I cant estimate how many miles left for this car!! many parts malfunction including ECU :-/

Good job there isn't a scrappage scheme for humans, I'd be long gone  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Stevie-blunder wrote on 13. Nov 2009 at 19:23:

Good job there isn't a scrappage scheme for humans, I'd be long gone  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Nice to know I am not alone....... ::) ::) ::)

Lizzie Zoom wrote on 13. Nov 2009 at 15:14:

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D:y And I bet your dip stick is low! :D :D :D ;) ;) ;)

Nothing wrong with my dip stick Lizzie - its functioning just fine  ;)

I seem to be running on gas most of the time now ;D ;D ;D :y