Wifey is so engrossed she hasn't noticed i've disappeared ::)

Elite Pete wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 20:11:

Wifey is so engrossed she hasn't noticed i've disappeared ::)

The viewing public should be ashamed of themselves. ::)

Elite Pete wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 20:11:

Wifey is so engrossed she hasn't noticed i've disappeared ::)

Yeh Right!, i've not seen the woman born that didn't know instinctively what was going on in her own house no matter HOW distracted she was!!  She's probably enjoying the novelty of a brief break from the big, sweaty, hairy arsed methane producing lump she married LOL  ;) ;D ;D ;D :y

PhilRich wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 20:25:

Elite Pete wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 20:11: Wifey is so engrossed she hasn't noticed i've disappeared ::) Yeh Right!, i've not seen the woman born that didn't know instinctively what was going on in her own house no matter HOW distracted she was!!  She's probably enjoying the novelty of a brief break from the big, sweaty, hairy arsed methane producing lump she married LOL  ;) ;D ;D ;D :y

Proud of yer son :y Couldn't have put it better meself ;D ;D

I'll have you know my Flatulence smell of roses ;D

Elite Pete wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 20:45:

I'll have you know my Flatulence smell of roses ;D

F4rts :P bloody word filter

Elite Pete wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 20:45:

I'll have you know my Flatulence smell of roses ;D

How many tins have you eaten today? ::)

wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 21:07:

Elite Pete wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 20:45: I'll have you know my Flatulence smell of roses ;D How many tins have you eaten today? ::)

HeHe Priceless ;D ;D :y

PhilRich wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 21:17:

wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 21:07: Elite Pete wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 20:45: I'll have you know my Flatulence smell of roses ;D How many tins have you eaten today? ::) HeHe Priceless ;D ;D :y

No, only a couple of quid in Tescos ;)

Elite Pete wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 20:11:

Wifey is so engrossed she hasn't noticed i've disappeared ::)

::).......have you come downstairs and left her to it then? ;D


:-*... ;)... :D

Elite Pete wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 21:18:

PhilRich wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 21:17: wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 21:07: Elite Pete wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 20:45: I'll have you know my Flatulence smell of roses ;D How many tins have you eaten today? ::) HeHe Priceless ;D ;D :y No, only a couple of quid in Tescos ;)

I know. Quality street, roses, two for £7 in asda. Cant stop picking the feckin things. I've just stuffed about ten orange creams. ;D

Debs. wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 21:20:

Elite Pete wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 20:11: Wifey is so engrossed she hasn't noticed i've disappeared ::) ::).......have you come downstairs and left her to it then? ;D :-*... ;)... :D

Haven't you got any burglars to shoot? ;D

wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 21:21:

Haven't you got any burglars to shoot? ;D

;)...not anymore!

Debs. wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 21:23:

wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 21:21: Haven't you got any burglars to shoot? ;D ;)...not anymore!

Where are they? Kebab shop? ;D

wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 21:21:

Elite Pete wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 21:18: PhilRich wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 21:17: wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 21:07: Elite Pete wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 20:45: I'll have you know my Flatulence smell of roses ;D How many tins have you eaten today? ::) HeHe Priceless ;D ;D :y No, only a couple of quid in Tescos ;) I know. Quality street, roses, two for £7 in asda. Cant stop picking the feckin things. I've just stuffed about ten orange creams. ;D

You'd have been in 7th Heaven where I worked a few years ago then.
Nestle Halifax .... where they make Quality St.  ;)  ;)  ;)
There were literally tons of them where ever you looked, and you could eat as many as made you sick you liked .......  ;)  ;)  ;) Orange Creams were nice without the choclolate straight out the chiller  ;D  ;D

Debs. wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 21:20:

Elite Pete wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 20:11: Wifey is so engrossed she hasn't noticed i've disappeared ::) ::).......have you come downstairs and left her to it then? ;D :-*... ;)... :D

Only from a woman!!!!!! ;D :D ::)

Amigo MX5 wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 23:10:

Debs. wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 21:20: Elite Pete wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 20:11: Wifey is so engrossed she hasn't noticed i've disappeared ::) ::).......have you come downstairs and left her to it then? ;D :-*... ;)... :D Only from a woman!!!!!! ;D :D ::)

Yeah exactly Guy, whats wrong with the Kitchen or back garden or car ::)

I must say I hate dumbing down, tabloid type tv programmes.............................but I love watching X Factor and the politics, business, and human competitive factors involved, along with some great entertainment!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Lizzie Zoom wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 09:52:

I must say I hate dumbing down, tabloid type tv programmes.............................but I love watching X Factor and the politics, business, and human competitive factors involved, along with some great entertainment!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

Well that takes care of X Factor Lizzie, but what do you watch in the way of Great Entertainment? ;D ;D ;)

Sue watches this - last night while OOFing I heard bits - noone is anywhere near Freddie

He was ok when he was with the dreamers. :y ::) ;D ;D

I can hear it because SWMBO has it on, I thought they dug Kate Bush up... turns out it was Shakira ;D ;D

Debs. wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 21:23:

wrote on 14. Nov 2009 at 21:21: Haven't you got any burglars to shoot? ;D ;)...not anymore!

Do not look at the freshly dug mounds of earth in her garden.... ::)

Welung666 wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 20:21:

I can hear it because SWMBO has it on, I thought they dug Kate Bush up... turns out it was Shakira ;D ;D

She is on now - I prefer Whenever Whereever, 32 minutes to decent TV

Are those useless Irish twins still on?

Marks DTM Calib wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 20:39:

Are those useless Irish twins still on?

I have no idea and no sniper rifle. Just been slagging it off on a TV survey.

Last night I was online to work programming - much more exciting

Marks DTM Calib wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 20:39:

Are those useless Irish twins still on?

Just asked SWMBO and yes they are safe again this week. Apparently it's a young welsh lad and a bloke with huge hair in the sing off  :-?

Welung666 wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 20:46:

Marks DTM Calib wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 20:39: Are those useless Irish twins still on? Just asked SWMBO and yes they are safe again this week. Apparently it's a young welsh lad and a bloke with huge hair in the sing off  :-?

A fix is going on here somewhere!! ::) ::) ::) ::) >:( >:(

Ah yes, that guy with the affro.....I would just want to go up behind him, pat his hair and say 'one, two, testing, one, two'

Whats X-factor?  Is that the pointless tv prog watched by chavs who are otherwise busy of facebook?

I'm looking forward to watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here  :y

Maria wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 20:59:

I'm looking forward to watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here  :y

::)

Dont you like the program then welung666 ;D

Maria wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 20:59:

I'm looking forward to watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here  :y

No!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-? Stop the world!! I want to get off!!!!  :-? :-? Yet more $h1te TV for the wanna-be's & has-beens!  >:(

Maria wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 21:05:

Dont you like the program then welung666 ;D

Never seen it ;D ;D SWMBO watches them, I'm normally on here ;D

Albs i cant stand big brother

Maria wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 20:59:

I'm looking forward to watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here  :y

Im a has been,get me out of the hotel garden. :y :D ;D ;D

I'm very pleased to report that I've never had the inclination to look at any of this 'entertainment'. :y

Desperate Den wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 21:45:

I'm very pleased to report that I've never had the inclination to look at any of this 'entertainment'. :y

Neither have I ............ lets start a Club! :D

Pitchfork wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 21:50:

Desperate Den wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 21:45: I'm very pleased to report that I've never had the inclination to look at any of this 'entertainment'. :y Neither have I ............ lets start a Club! :D

Can I join please?  ;)  ;)  ;D  ;D

Maria wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 20:59:

I'm looking forward to watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here  :y

Is James that boring? :o

Surely the pair of you could find something more interesting to do. Such as watch paint dry.

Welung666 wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 20:46:

Marks DTM Calib wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 20:39: Are those useless Irish twins still on? Just asked SWMBO and yes they are safe again this week. Apparently it's a young welsh lad and a bloke with huge hair in the sing off  :-?

I heard them - both crap, they were on as I was getting comfortable for the big show at 9. Boys were under instructions do not come down until you hear the theme music or JCs voice. Turn off Pace Twin, turn on Humax HDR.

TheBoy wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 22:00:

Maria wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 20:59: I'm looking forward to watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here  :y Is James that boring? :o Surely the pair of you could find something more interesting to do. Such as watch paint dry.

Erm watch BBC HD or BBC 2 - I like that Romanian road :-* :-*

TheBoy wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 22:00:

Maria wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 20:59: I'm looking forward to watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here  :y Is James that boring? :o Surely the pair of you could find something more interesting to do. Such as watch paint dry.

well he is when he has a bath and stays in it for 2 hours so i get bored and it like that every night but dont all men do the same :P

Marks DTM Calib wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 20:49:

Ah yes, that guy with the affro.....I would just want to go up behind him, pat his hair and say 'one, two, testing, one, two'

Go up behind him with a box of matches - 2 second haircut. :y :D ;D

or tell him "its not 1972 and your not a bronx pimp.grow up ffs". ;D ;D........Im only jealous,at least he has a choice how stupid he wants his hair to look. :'( ;D

Maria wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 22:25:

...... well he is when he has a bath and stays in it for 2 hours so i get bored and it like that every night but dont all men do the same :P

No! :-? I've not had a bath for years ..........









You do get used to the smell  .... eventually!  ;)  :y  :y

Andy B wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 21:58:

Pitchfork wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 21:50: Desperate Den wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 21:45: I'm very pleased to report that I've never had the inclination to look at any of this 'entertainment'. :y Neither have I ............ lets start a Club! :D Can I join please?  ;)  ;)  ;D  ;D

I would ask to join but went on to watch the Xtra factor :-[ :-[ :-[ I do it for the ladies in my life........ ::)

Vamps wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 22:31:

Andy B wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 21:58: Pitchfork wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 21:50: Desperate Den wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 21:45: I'm very pleased to report that I've never had the inclination to look at any of this 'entertainment'. :y Neither have I ............ lets start a Club! :D Can I join please?  ;)  ;)  ;D  ;D I would ask to join but went on to watch the Xtra factor :-[ :-[ :-[ I do it for the ladies in my life........ ::)

:-/ :-/ :-X :-X :-/ :-/ you could always watch another telly, you have to watch it! I take it it's a spin off of the $h1te Factor .......  :-/

;) ;)

Andy B wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 22:34:

Vamps wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 22:31: Andy B wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 21:58: Pitchfork wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 21:50: Desperate Den wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 21:45: I'm very pleased to report that I've never had the inclination to look at any of this 'entertainment'. :y Neither have I ............ lets start a Club! :D Can I join please?  ;)  ;)  ;D  ;D I would ask to join but went on to watch the Xtra factor :-[ :-[ :-[ I do it for the ladies in my life........ ::) :-/ :-/ :-X :-X :-/ :-/ you could always watch another telly, you have to watch it! I take it it's a spin off of the $h1te Factor .......  :-/ ;) ;)

It is........ ::) ::) ::)
I have my laptop, so just kind of shut it out, for the most part. ::) However it is important for me to do my research as I work in an all female environment and have to be able to follow some of the conversations....... :-X

I know exactly what will be discussd at work tomorrow and it will involve Astons and Romania

Andy B wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 21:58:

Pitchfork wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 21:50: Desperate Den wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 21:45: I'm very pleased to report that I've never had the inclination to look at any of this 'entertainment'. :y Neither have I ............ lets start a Club! :D Can I join please?  ;)  ;)  ;D  ;D

and me, and lets not insult the word "entertainment" 'cos it ain't!! :P

Maria wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 22:25:

TheBoy wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 22:00: Maria wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 20:59: I'm looking forward to watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here  :y Is James that boring? :o Surely the pair of you could find something more interesting to do. Such as watch paint dry. well he is when he has a bath and stays in it for 2 hours so i get bored and it like that every night but dont all men do the same :P

Maria, you should get in the bath with him and play find the soap.

Marks DTM Calib wrote on 16. Nov 2009 at 12:42:

Maria wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 22:25: TheBoy wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 22:00: Maria wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 20:59: I'm looking forward to watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here  :y Is James that boring? :o Surely the pair of you could find something more interesting to do. Such as watch paint dry. well he is when he has a bath and stays in it for 2 hours so i get bored and it like that every night but dont all men do the same :P Maria, you should get in the bath with him and play find the soap.

[smiley=evil.gif] ;D ;D

Marks DTM Calib wrote on 16. Nov 2009 at 12:42:

Maria wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 22:25: TheBoy wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 22:00: Maria wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 20:59: I'm looking forward to watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here  :y Is James that boring? :o Surely the pair of you could find something more interesting to do. Such as watch paint dry. well he is when he has a bath and stays in it for 2 hours so i get bored and it like that every night but dont all men do the same :P Maria, you should get in the bath with him and play find the soap.

Better still,play "wears the soap". (it certainly does.) :D ;D

Marks DTM Calib wrote on 16. Nov 2009 at 12:42:

Maria wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 22:25: TheBoy wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 22:00: Maria wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 20:59: I'm looking forward to watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here  :y Is James that boring? :o Surely the pair of you could find something more interesting to do. Such as watch paint dry. well he is when he has a bath and stays in it for 2 hours so i get bored and it like that every night but dont all men do the same :P Maria, you should get in the bath with him and play find the soap.

mark I cant as our bath is not big enough or else i would , james does try and get me to have a bath with him and maybe i will one day just to play find the soap but as we use shower gel it be hard but can buy a bar and have fun that way  ;D ;D :y

Maria wrote on 16. Nov 2009 at 18:03:

Marks DTM Calib wrote on 16. Nov 2009 at 12:42: Maria wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 22:25: TheBoy wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 22:00: Maria wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 20:59: I'm looking forward to watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here  :y Is James that boring? :o Surely the pair of you could find something more interesting to do. Such as watch paint dry. well he is when he has a bath and stays in it for 2 hours so i get bored and it like that every night but dont all men do the same :P Maria, you should get in the bath with him and play find the soap. mark I cant as our bath is not big enough or else i would , james does try and get me to have a bath with him and maybe i will one day just to play find the soap but as we use shower gel it be hard but can buy a bar and have fun that way  ;D ;D :y

Pm me your address and I will post you a bar as an early xmas present!

Digressing slightly .... but still $h1te TV ....

Does I'm a Nonentity take us till up till Christmas time ???  :( :( :(

Andy B wrote on 16. Nov 2009 at 21:10:

Digressing slightly .... but still $h1te TV .... Does I'm a Nonentity take us till up till Christmas time ???  :( :( :(

Last one 04/12/2009

Martin Imber wrote on 16. Nov 2009 at 21:55:

Andy B wrote on 16. Nov 2009 at 21:10: Digressing slightly .... but still $h1te TV .... Does I'm a Nonentity take us till up till Christmas time ???  :( :( :( Last one 04/12/2009

:( That means a lot of time sat at the PC ....   ;D