An old gentleman wearing a beat-up old leather flying jacket sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him...
She turned to the man and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying; biplanes, L-19s, Cessnas, T-6s, flew in Vietnam in a C-130, and later Phantoms during my third tour. I taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so yes, I guess I am a pilot.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was....but I just found out I am a lesbian.'

:o ::) :y

PMSL! Absobloodylutely great ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

That makes me a pilot then! ;D

;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Being a life-long lesbian I can subscribe to that  :-* :-* :-* :y

I confess I'm a lesbian [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

I think I'm a bit of both. ::) Fortunately I don't tend to do both at the same time. :-X

Kevin

I'll have some of that.  ;D ;D

Varche wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 17:10:

An old gentleman wearing a beat-up old leather flying jacket sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him... She turned to the man and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying; biplanes, L-19s, Cessnas, T-6s, flew in Vietnam in a C-130, and later Phantoms during my third tour. I taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so yes, I guess I am a pilot.' She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.' The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?' He replied, 'I always thought I was....but I just found out I am a lesbian.'

I heard the woman was a strict vagitarian  :y

Doug

Kevin Wood wrote on 15. Nov 2009 at 23:57:

I think I'm a bit of both. ::) Fortunately I don't tend to do both at the same time. :-X Kevin

No come to mention it i havn`t tried flying whilst being a lesbian :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

rob in gib wrote on 19. Nov 2009 at 22:17:

No come to mention it i havn`t tried flying whilst being a lesbian :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

It might be tricky; but you could give it a go! ;D