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Title: Childbirth at 60
Post by razzo on 17. Nov 2009 at 14:34

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 60-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit her.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet ,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I'VE FORGOTTEN WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!

;D ;D

Title: Re: Childbirth at 60
Post by Jimbob on 17. Nov 2009 at 14:36

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Childbirth at 60
Post by cruisetopoland on 17. Nov 2009 at 14:46

You wouldn't have to wait long in our house-teething!

;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Childbirth at 60
Post by Stevie-blunder on 17. Nov 2009 at 16:36

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Brill :y :y

Title: Re: Childbirth at 60
Post by Zulu77 on 17. Nov 2009 at 16:46

;D ;D not bad ;D ;D

Title: Re: Childbirth at 60
Post by Maria on 17. Nov 2009 at 17:24

Good one :y

Title: Re: Childbirth at 60
Post by cem on 17. Nov 2009 at 17:56

;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Childbirth at 60
Post by Entwood on 17. Nov 2009 at 20:24

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Childbirth at 60
Post by Ghost Driver on 17. Nov 2009 at 22:28

Great one [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

Title: Re: Childbirth at 60
Post by jonnycool on 17. Nov 2009 at 22:29

Very good ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Childbirth at 60
Post by LSG 1 on 17. Nov 2009 at 22:30

;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Childbirth at 60
Post by Vamps on 17. Nov 2009 at 22:48

OK ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Childbirth at 60
Post by Omegadoha, Desert Member on 18. Nov 2009 at 08:28

very good ;D ;D

Title: Re: Childbirth at 60
Post by dbug on 18. Nov 2009 at 11:40

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y