and hoping this wont be a very long night ;D

tomorrow I need to go hospital , give some blood and films.. seems urinary system need some repairs..

doctor is suspicious about kidney stones  :(

I hate hospitals >:( >:(

All the best, Cem. Hope everything's OK. :y

Kevin

Kevin Wood wrote on 17. Nov 2009 at 18:47:

All the best, Cem. Hope everything's OK. :y Kevin

Thanks Kevin.. :y

Hope it all goes well Cem ..... and don't stray too far from the toilet -- laxatives give very little warning !!!!! :o

wrote on 17. Nov 2009 at 18:47:

Hope it all goes well Cem ..... and don't stray too far from the toilet -- laxatives give very little warning !!!!! :o

;D Will try my best ;D..   Thanks :y

cem wrote on 17. Nov 2009 at 18:46:

and hoping this wont be a very long night ;D tomorrow I need to go hospital , give some blood and films.. seems urinary system need some repairs.. doctor is suspicious about kidney stones  :( I hate hospitals >:( >:(

I've had kidney stones Cem, there's no way you'd be unaware, they feckin hurt.

Good luck mate and, if you go out, take a cork with you. ;D

wrote on 17. Nov 2009 at 18:56:

cem wrote on 17. Nov 2009 at 18:46: and hoping this wont be a very long night ;D tomorrow I need to go hospital , give some blood and films.. seems urinary system need some repairs.. doctor is suspicious about kidney stones  :( I hate hospitals >:( >:( I've had kidney stones Cem, there's no way you'd be unaware, they feckin hurt. Good luck mate and, if you go out, take a cork with you. ;D

yep.. saturday night some things go out.. :(

and I wont forget the cork ;D :y

Remember having to have a scope and sitting in the waiting room with lots of other people who like me where clenching after having an enema squirted up our bums, we had to hold it in for 15 mins.

In the end we were all in hysterics at the strangeness of the situation, the noises our guts made and the facial contortions to try and keep control, so much so the guy opposite lost focus and shat himself. :o

Funniest hospital appointment I ever had :)

omegod wrote on 17. Nov 2009 at 19:24:

Remember having to have a scope and sitting in the waiting room with lots of other people who like me where clenching after having an enema squirted up our bums, we had to hold it in for 15 mins. In the end we were all in hysterics at the strangeness of the situation, the noises our guts made and the facial contortions to try and keep control, so much so the guy opposite lost focus and shat himself. :o Funniest hospital appointment I ever had :)

:o :o

omegod wrote on 17. Nov 2009 at 19:24:

Remember having to have a scope and sitting in the waiting room with lots of other people who like me where clenching after having an enema squirted up our bums, we had to hold it in for 15 mins. In the end we were all in hysterics at the strangeness of the situation, the noises our guts made and the facial contortions to try and keep control, so much so the guy opposite lost focus and shat himself. :o Funniest hospital appointment I ever had :)

Just pictured the scene,hilarious,nearly wet meself. :y ;D ;D ;D

good luck cem.  :y

Richie London wrote on 17. Nov 2009 at 19:56:

good luck cem.  :y

Thanks  :y

omegod wrote on 17. Nov 2009 at 19:24:

Remember having to have a scope and sitting in the waiting room with lots of other people who like me where clenching after having an enema squirted up our bums, we had to hold it in for 15 mins. In the end we were all in hysterics at the strangeness of the situation, the noises our guts made and the facial contortions to try and keep control, so much so the guy opposite lost focus and shat himself. :o Funniest hospital appointment I ever had :)

;D  ;D ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

Good luck Cem!

Andy B wrote on 17. Nov 2009 at 20:25:

Good luck Cem!

Thanks Andy :y

cem wrote on 17. Nov 2009 at 20:30:

Andy B wrote on 17. Nov 2009 at 20:25: Good luck Cem! Thanks Andy :y

Bit of an echo there Cem. Are you on the khasi with your laptop? ;D ;D

wrote on 17. Nov 2009 at 20:32:

cem wrote on 17. Nov 2009 at 20:30: Andy B wrote on 17. Nov 2009 at 20:25: Good luck Cem! Thanks Andy :y Bit of an echo there Cem. Are you on the khasi with your laptop? ;D ;D

nope ;D :y

dont buy that car ;D :y

cem wrote on 17. Nov 2009 at 20:33:

wrote on 17. Nov 2009 at 20:32: cem wrote on 17. Nov 2009 at 20:30: Andy B wrote on 17. Nov 2009 at 20:25: Good luck Cem! Thanks Andy :y Bit of an echo there Cem. Are you on the khasi with your laptop? ;D ;D nope ;D :y dont buy that car ;D :y

I wont. You've all put me off it. :(

All the best cem - hope things are not too uncomfortable :y :y

Desperate Den wrote on 17. Nov 2009 at 20:37:

All the best cem - hope things are not too uncomfortable :y :y

currently only having some stress and rushing downstairs ;D ;D :y :y

;) I hope for good news for the tests and a full return to good health for your 'plumbing', Cem! :y

cem wrote on 17. Nov 2009 at 20:44:

Desperate Den wrote on 17. Nov 2009 at 20:37: All the best cem - hope things are not too uncomfortable :y :y currently only having some stress and rushing downstairs ;D ;D :y :y

Hope you made it on time ;D ;D :y

Prune juice, (rocket fuel) that's what you need.
Was in hospital after an op and the doc's said you need to open your bowels. Another patient insisted I had some of his prune juice, within 4 hours boy did I go to the toilet.

All the best Cem.

Mick

Debs. wrote on 17. Nov 2009 at 20:47:

;) I hope for good news for the tests and a full return to good health for your 'plumbing', Cem! :y

:y

MickAP wrote on 17. Nov 2009 at 20:58:

Prune juice, (rocket fuel) that's what you need. Was in hospital after an op and the doc's said you need to open your bowels. Another patient insisted I had some of his prune juice, within 4 hours boy did I go to the toilet. All the best Cem. Mick

:y

Hope everything turns out well cem. All the best.   :y

Mantahatch wrote on 17. Nov 2009 at 21:08:

Hope everything spurts out well cem. All the best.   :y

:o :o

Mantahatch wrote on 17. Nov 2009 at 21:08:

Hope everything turns out well cem. All the best.   :y

:y

Good luck Cem  :y :y :y :y :y

A few years ago I had to have a barium enema I was given some stuff to clear my bowels (and I mean totally clear) ( maybe to much information :o)  and that it did within 15 minutes of taking it I put finger nail marks in the rim of the toilet bowl hanging on to prevent me going into orbit. It certainly did what it said on the tin. Then I went for the emema It felt like they had pumped half a hundred weight of liquid lead up my marmite motorway :o I dont know what gave me the most relief getting the all clear or jettisoning the barium. apologies to readers that have a sensitive disposition ::) Any way that said hope all goes well Cem, Keep smiling, and good luck  :y

Tony H wrote on 18. Nov 2009 at 00:08:

A few years ago I had to have a barium enema I was given some stuff to clear my bowels (and I mean totally clear) ( maybe to much information :o)  and that it did within 15 minutes of taking it I put finger nail marks in the rim of the toilet bowl hanging on to prevent me going into orbit. It certainly did what it said on the tin. Then I went for the emema It felt like they had pumped half a hundred weight of liquid lead up my marmite motorway :o I dont know what gave me the most relief getting the all clear or jettisoning the barium. apologies to readers that have a sensitive disposition ::) Any way that said hope all goes well Cem, Keep smiling, and good luck  :y

Been there and done that :o and having 'evacuated' in the hospital was praying the taxi would get me home quick enough for what was to follow...... :D :D :D

Good luck with that cem, hope its nothing too serious.

Good luck cem mate  :y

Good luck with your hospital visit CEM mate :y

Good luck  :y

Some of the posts above reminded me of the Agent Picolax story.....
http://www.madcaow.com/blog/2007/07/24/agent-picolax/