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Title: I resemble this kind of joke.....
Post by Debs. on 19. Nov 2009 at 11:23

Finally, the blonde joke to end all blonde jokes:

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'

'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blond. 'They're watch dogs!'

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Post by STMO123 on 19. Nov 2009 at 11:24

Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! ;D ;D ;D ;D :-*

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Post by Jimbob on 19. Nov 2009 at 11:36

dont be getting any ideas!

(ohh and how are your security issues going?)

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Post by cruisetopoland on 19. Nov 2009 at 11:37

;D ;D ;D

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Post by Zulu77 on 19. Nov 2009 at 11:37

;D ;D very sweet, however I hope it doesn't wind some others up ;D :y :y

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Post by jerry on 19. Nov 2009 at 11:41

youve just got to love blonde jokes havent you ;D ;D ;D

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Post by Debs. on 19. Nov 2009 at 11:43

Jimbob wrote on 19. Nov 2009 at 11:36:

.....(ohh and how are your security issues going?)

New cctv-camera and high-pressure sodium farmyard lighting, combined with my dogs; which 'bark on command', are doing the trick so far, thanks Jimbob....many sleepless nights (on guard) though.

Title: Re: I resemble this kind of joke.....
Post by Debs. on 19. Nov 2009 at 11:45

wrote on 19. Nov 2009 at 11:24:

Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! ;D ;D ;D ;D :-*

;) I know that song!.....isn`t there a Dumb-De-Dumb verse too? :-/

Title: Re: I resemble this kind of joke.....
Post by Kevin Wood on 19. Nov 2009 at 11:57

I haven't got time for jokes like this. ::)

.. and if you'd been brightling you'd have named one of the dogs Omega, surely? :-X

Kevin

Title: Re: I resemble this kind of joke.....
Post by Zulu77 on 19. Nov 2009 at 14:52

Kevin Wood wrote on 19. Nov 2009 at 11:57:

I haven't got time for jokes like this. ::)

.. and if you'd been brightling you'd have named one of the dogs Omega, surely? :-X

Kevin

I've got to hand it to you Kevin, on the face of it those were not bad at all :y :y

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Post by Debs. on 19. Nov 2009 at 14:59

Desperate Den wrote on 19. Nov 2009 at 14:52:

Kevin Wood wrote on 19. Nov 2009 at 11:57:

I haven't got time for jokes like this. ::)

.. and if you'd been brightling you'd have named one of the dogs Omega, surely? :-X

Kevin

I've got to hand it to you Kevin, on the face of it those were not bad at all :y :y

.....are you both trying to wind me up? ;D

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Post by Zulu77 on 19. Nov 2009 at 15:06

Debs. wrote on 19. Nov 2009 at 14:59:

Desperate Den wrote on 19. Nov 2009 at 14:52:

Kevin Wood wrote on 19. Nov 2009 at 11:57:

I haven't got time for jokes like this. ::)

.. and if you'd been brightling you'd have named one of the dogs Omega, surely? :-X

Kevin

I've got to hand it to you Kevin, on the face of it those were not bad at all :y :y

.....are you both trying to wind me up? ;D

...should that be the case I'm sure others would spring to your aid - a bracelet of admirers perhaps?

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Post by Kevin M on 19. Nov 2009 at 15:17

Well I thought about getting on soapbox again - but then I'd probably get a ticking off ...

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Post by Zulu77 on 19. Nov 2009 at 15:43

Kevin M wrote on 19. Nov 2009 at 15:17:

Well I thought about getting on soapbox again - but then I'd probably get a ticking off ...

Perhaps no one would be watching K ;D ;D :y

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Post by unlucky alf on 19. Nov 2009 at 15:47

this thread is going a bit cuckoo if you ask me ;D

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Post by Omegadoha, Desert Member on 19. Nov 2009 at 17:15

very good ;D ;D

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Post by Dodger on 19. Nov 2009 at 19:01

Debs. wrote on 19. Nov 2009 at 11:45:

wrote on 19. Nov 2009 at 11:24:

Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! ;D ;D ;D ;D :-*

;) I know that song!.....isn`t there a Dumb-De-Dumb verse too? :-/

And also a Dumb-Dumb-De-Dum, Dum-De-Dum-Dum-Dum-Dum-Dum-Dum! :y

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Post by AmigoMV6 on 19. Nov 2009 at 19:07

Where the dogs "Golden" Retrievers by any chance? ;D

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Post by unlucky alf on 19. Nov 2009 at 19:10

didnt des o`conner do a song,,,,,dicky-dumb dumb-dicky-dumb dumb? :(

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Post by Stevie-blunder on 19. Nov 2009 at 19:37

Sorry, heard that joke before, so it's "second hand" to me ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by Ghost Driver on 19. Nov 2009 at 19:39

Kevin Wood wrote on 19. Nov 2009 at 11:57:

I haven't got time for jokes like this. ::)

.. and if you'd been brightling you'd have named one of the dogs Omega, surely? :-X

Kevin

No mate she called her dogs emm, vee and Six Lol
the joke is not bad either [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

Title: Re: I resemble this kind of joke.....
Post by cem on 19. Nov 2009 at 19:42

Debs. wrote on 19. Nov 2009 at 11:43:

Jimbob wrote on 19. Nov 2009 at 11:36:

.....(ohh and how are your security issues going?)

New cctv-camera and high-pressure sodium farmyard lighting, combined with my dogs; which 'bark on command', are doing the trick so far, thanks Jimbob....many sleepless nights (on guard) though.

unfortunately all cctv systems have side effects on psychology (I wish one time I could write that correctly at the first attempt)