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Chat >> General Discussion Area >> Law https://oldsite.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1258803733 Message started by tunnie on 21. Nov 2009 at 11:42 |
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Title: Law Post by tunnie on 21. Nov 2009 at 11:42
* Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
* Witness: "No." * Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?" * Witness: "No." * Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?" * Witness: "No." * Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?" * Witness: "No." * Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?" * Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar." * Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?" * Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere." Genuine Script from a US Court |
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Title: Re: Law Post by cam2502 on 21. Nov 2009 at 12:21
read that one before somewhere. good though :y
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Title: Re: Law Post by Omegadoha, Desert Member on 21. Nov 2009 at 13:03
good one ;D ;D
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