Apologies i posted before -- but a few tickled me

Why .....do Tesco's make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Why .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Why ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Why ......do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Why . .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and washing up liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Why? Good question

Excellent  :y

wrote on 21. Nov 2009 at 23:00:

Apologies i posted before -- but a few tickled me Why .....do Tesco's make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Why .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Why ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Why ......do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Why . .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and washing up liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Why? Good question

Youve been peeking........ ;D ;D ;D

No need, Vamps, I have one just like it !!!!  Can't work on the Firecat cos the garage is now too full of junk  :-/

Very good :) :) :y

Life is full of ironies! ::)

Good to read that one again.  ;D

Same with offices, thousands of pounds of computer and IT equipment is left lying around on desks and biscuits are kept under lock and key.

Can I add one too........

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets......

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webby23 wrote on 22. Nov 2009 at 10:11:

Can I add one too........ Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets...... :y

very good question  :y

Good ones there  :y :y :y