A man in an office has wanted to shag the bosses accountant ever since he saw here, The problem is she already has a Boyfriend, so he comes up with a plan

He goes up to her and says "I will pay you £1000 if you have sex with me, I'll throw it on the floor and you pick it up while I do the bussness"
Worried, The girl consults her Boyfriend, He says "Pick the money up as fast as you can so it doesnt last long"
So the girls go off

6 hours later the Girl comes back staggering through where her boyfriend is waiting
"What the hell happened?! are you o.k?!"
"ok?i can barely feckin walk, the bstrd  used 1 pence pieces"
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;D ;D ;D :y

katie price goes into a garage and buys a brand new bentley. I want it modifie for Harvey she said, no problem said the salesman.
What flavour do you want the windows?

Richie London wrote on 25. Nov 2009 at 16:41:

katie price goes into a garage and buys a brand new bentley. I want it modifie for Harvey she said, no problem said the salesman. What flavour do you want the windows?

ROFL ..... thats terrible  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Proz wrote on 25. Nov 2009 at 16:43:

Richie London wrote on 25. Nov 2009 at 16:41: katie price goes into a garage and buys a brand new bentley. I want it modifie for Harvey she said, no problem said the salesman. What flavour do you want the windows? ROFL ..... thats terrible  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

thats what i said when i was told it.  >:( ;D

Richie London wrote on 25. Nov 2009 at 16:41:

katie price goes into a garage and buys a brand new bentley. I want it modifie for Harvey she said, no problem said the salesman. What flavour do you want the windows?

Thats quality  ;D ;D :y

Great stuff Rich, as always mate ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Nice ones Rich  :y Keep them coming  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Excellent stuff  ;D ;D ;D