There is a bar in Glasgow, who have has a Horse and decide to have a contest with  it.

So a man from the highlands comes in and asks the Bartender about the contest.

The Bartender tells him that whoever makes the horse laugh will win a grand and free beer on the house.

So this highlander whisper something to the horse and the horse rolls over and laughing!!!

The highlander takes his cash and drinks the bar dry!

As he is about to leave the Bartender ask him, “Will you be back tomorrow when we’ll have a new contest?” The highlander replies” Of course, easy money, pal”

So the next night. The guy walks into the Bar with a large smile and reads the sign next to the Horse:

Whoever makes the Horse cry will win 2 grand and free beer from the house. The Bartender tells the guy,” Let's see you win this one.”

The highlander approaches the Horse and shows him something. The Horse starts rolling on the ground and crying.

When the guy goes to claim his prize. The Bartender says. ” Before I pay you, You have to tell me what you did to the horse?”

The highlander lights a roll-up and says,” Easy pal,  the first time, I told the Horse that my thingy  was  bigger  than his, the second time I showed him “.

BigAl wrote on 25. Nov 2009 at 23:31:

There is a bar in Glasgow, who have has a Horse and decide to have a contest with  it. So a man from the highlands comes in and asks the Bartender about the contest. The Bartender tells him that whoever makes the horse laugh will win a grand and free beer on the house. So this highlander whisper something to the horse and the horse rolls over and laughing!!! The highlander takes his cash and drinks the bar dry! As he is about to leave the Bartender ask him, “Will you be back tomorrow when we’ll have a new contest?” The highlander replies” Of course, easy money, pal” So the next night. The guy walks into the Bar with a large smile and reads the sign next to the Horse: Whoever makes the Horse cry will win 2 grand and free beer from the house. The Bartender tells the guy,” Let's see you win this one.” The highlander approaches the Horse and shows him something. The Horse starts rolling on the ground and crying. When the guy goes to claim his prize. The Bartender says. ” Before I pay you, You have to tell me what you did to the horse?” The highlander lights a roll-up and says,” Easy pal,  the first time, I told the Horse that my thingy  was  bigger  than his, the second time I showed him “.

Truly awful

Very old.... But made me smile :y :y

Being hung like a Grand National winner myself.. ::) ::).....I find this an amusing and apt joke... ::) ::) ;)

An oldie but still a goody  :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

BigAl wrote on 25. Nov 2009 at 23:31:

There is a bar in Glasgow, who have has a Horse and decide to have a contest with  it. So a man from the highlands comes in and asks the Bartender about the contest. The Bartender tells him that whoever makes the horse laugh will win a grand and free beer on the house. So this highlander whisper something to the horse and the horse rolls over and laughing!!! The highlander takes his cash and drinks the bar dry! As he is about to leave the Bartender ask him, “Will you be back tomorrow when we’ll have a new contest?” The highlander replies” Of course, easy money, pal” So the next night. The guy walks into the Bar with a large smile and reads the sign next to the Horse: Whoever makes the Horse cry will win 2 grand and free beer from the house. The Bartender tells the guy,” Let's see you win this one.” The highlander approaches the Horse and shows him something. The Horse starts rolling on the ground and crying. When the guy goes to claim his prize. The Bartender says. ” Before I pay you, You have to tell me what you did to the horse?” The highlander lights a roll-up and says,” Easy pal,  the first time, I told the Horse that my thingy  was  bigger  than his, the second time I showed him “.

A white horse walks into a bar; the barman says to him, "We have a whiskey named after you." The horse replies, "What, Brian?" :-[

[quote author=7C706362110 link=1259191895/5#5 date=1259271802]

A white horse walks into a bar; the barman says to him, "We have a whiskey named after you." The horse replies, "What, Brian?" :-[/quote]

Coat ::)

Pete. wrote on 26. Nov 2009 at 21:55:

[quote author=7C706362110 link=1259191895/5#5 date=1259271802] A white horse walks into a bar; the barman says to him, "We have a whiskey named after you." The horse replies, "What, Brian?" :-[/quote] Coat ::)

Did mean to apologise in advance when I posted that joke. ;D ;D

mars wrote on 26. Nov 2009 at 21:57:

Pete. wrote on 26. Nov 2009 at 21:55: [quote author=7C706362110 link=1259191895/5#5 date=1259271802] A white horse walks into a bar; the barman says to him, "We have a whiskey named after you." The horse replies, "What, Brian?" :-[/quote] Coat ::) Did mean to apologise in advance when I posted that joke. ;D ;D

It's never too late ;)

Pete. wrote on 26. Nov 2009 at 22:02:

mars wrote on 26. Nov 2009 at 21:57: Pete. wrote on 26. Nov 2009 at 21:55: [quote author=7C706362110 link=1259191895/5#5 date=1259271802] A white horse walks into a bar; the barman says to him, "We have a whiskey named after you." The horse replies, "What, Brian?" :-[/quote] Coat ::) Did mean to apologise in advance when I posted that joke. ;D ;D It's never too late ;)

Very sorry, i'm sure ;D ;D ;D ;)

mars wrote on 26. Nov 2009 at 22:05:

Pete. wrote on 26. Nov 2009 at 22:02: mars wrote on 26. Nov 2009 at 21:57: Pete. wrote on 26. Nov 2009 at 21:55: [quote author=7C706362110 link=1259191895/5#5 date=1259271802] A white horse walks into a bar; the barman says to him, "We have a whiskey named after you." The horse replies, "What, Brian?" :-[/quote] Coat ::) Did mean to apologise in advance when I posted that joke. ;D ;D It's never too late ;) Very sorry, i'm sure ;D ;D ;D ;)

Yeh right ::) ;D

Q:What do the donkeys on Blackpool beach have for lunch?
A:Half an hour, the same as everyone else! ;D ;D ;D

I'll get me coat ::)