A drunken man was in the middle of the park, casually pi$$ing into a drinking fountain, when a police officer came up to him and yelled frantically.

"What the feck do you think you're doing, there's a public toilet 20 metres from here!"

The drunk, amazed, yells back... "what the feck do you think I have, a hose?"   ::) ::) :)

OOOhhh Richey, that only just scraped onto the laughometer mate ;D ;D :y

how about this one then:

An Irish man goes to a prostitute. He just goes to 'do the deed' when he notices she has a tattoo on the inside of either thigh.

One is of David Beckham, the other is Wayne Rooney. She says to him, if you can tell me who these England players are, you can do me for free.

He takes a long look and says I dont know about the ones on the side, but the one in the middle with the big lips and curly hair is Rio Ferdinand.

;D ;D ;D brought a smile to my lips Richie  ;D :y :y

Desperate Den wrote on 27. Nov 2009 at 17:16:

;D ;D ;D brought a smile to my lips Richie  ;D :y :y

who is the pic of zulu, she dont look bad.

Richie London wrote on 27. Nov 2009 at 17:17:

Desperate Den wrote on 27. Nov 2009 at 17:16: ;D ;D ;D brought a smile to my lips Richie  ;D :y :y who is the pic of zulu, she dont look bad.

One of today's great singers Richie, the soprano Renee Fleming (USA) 8-) :y :y

Desperate Den wrote on 27. Nov 2009 at 17:21:

Richie London wrote on 27. Nov 2009 at 17:17: Desperate Den wrote on 27. Nov 2009 at 17:16: ;D ;D ;D brought a smile to my lips Richie  ;D :y :y who is the pic of zulu, she dont look bad. One of today's great singers Richie, the soprano Renee Fleming (USA) 8-) :y :y

she looks a little pale though, could do with some sun.

Richie London wrote on 27. Nov 2009 at 17:13:

how about this one then: An Irish man goes to a prostitute. He just goes to 'do the deed' when he notices she has a tattoo on the inside of either thigh. One is of David Beckham, the other is Wayne Rooney. She says to him, if you can tell me who these England players are, you can do me for free. He takes a long look and says I dont know about the ones on the side, but the one in the middle with the big lips and curly hair is Rio Ferdinand.

Lots better mate :y :yLOL ;D ;D ;D ;D

Desperate Den wrote on 27. Nov 2009 at 17:21:

Richie London wrote on 27. Nov 2009 at 17:17: Desperate Den wrote on 27. Nov 2009 at 17:16: ;D ;D ;D brought a smile to my lips Richie  ;D :y :y who is the pic of zulu, she dont look bad. One of today's great singers Richie, the soprano Renee Fleming (USA) 8-) :y :y

Phew, that's a relief Zulu, I thought you'd gone soprano when I saw the 'change' ;) :y