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Message started by Nickbat on 28. Nov 2009 at 00:36

Title: Whoops! Out of bounds, Tiger...
Post by Nickbat on 28. Nov 2009 at 00:36
The Orlando Sentinel reported that 33-year-old Woods was pulling out of his driveway in the private golfing community of Isleworth in his 2009 Cadillac Escalade when he struck a fire hydrant and then a tree around 2:25 a.m. Friday. Woods reportedly received several cuts to his face.

http://www.vancouversun.com/news/Golfer+Tiger+Woods+hurt+crash+reports/2277030/story.html

;)

Title: Re: Whoops! Out of bounds, Tiger...
Post by Chris_H on 28. Nov 2009 at 09:47
There's got to be a driving joke in there somewhere. :D

Title: Re: Whoops! Out of bounds, Tiger...
Post by unlucky alf on 28. Nov 2009 at 09:51
they had to make a "hole in one" window to get him out,,,,,,[yup ive got my coat] :(

Title: Re: Whoops! Out of bounds, Tiger...
Post by Welung666 on 28. Nov 2009 at 10:18
It's not the first time he's driven in to the trees ;D ;D ;D

Sorry  :-/

Title: Re: Whoops! Out of bounds, Tiger...
Post by Martin Imber on 28. Nov 2009 at 10:22
I reckon he had no seatbelt on - otherwise how would he have been hurt

Title: Re: Whoops! Out of bounds, Tiger...
Post by Zulu77 on 28. Nov 2009 at 10:48

Martin Imber wrote on 28. Nov 2009 at 10:22:
I reckon he had no seatbelt on - otherwise how would he have been hurt



....that's a very important point Martin :y :y

Title: Re: Whoops! Out of bounds, Tiger...
Post by Zulu77 on 28. Nov 2009 at 10:52
Seems from this display he has a fairway to go before achieving driving proficiently. ::) ::) ;D :y

Title: Re: Whoops! Out of bounds, Tiger...
Post by Zulu77 on 28. Nov 2009 at 10:53
Furthermore, should not his caddy have been driving the Caddy? ::) ::) ;D :y

Title: Re: Whoops! Out of bounds, Tiger...
Post by unlucky alf on 28. Nov 2009 at 10:56
apparently he had a sneezing fit caused by a bogey :D

Title: Re: Whoops! Out of bounds, Tiger...
Post by Chris_H on 28. Nov 2009 at 11:55

Martin Imber wrote on 28. Nov 2009 at 10:22:
I reckon he had no seatbelt on - otherwise how would he have been hurt

A paper I read said he'd had a row with his misses!

Title: Re: Whoops! Out of bounds, Tiger...
Post by Pitchfork on 28. Nov 2009 at 13:32
The car was wedged in the trees and the paintwork's chipped!

Title: Re: Whoops! Out of bounds, Tiger...
Post by R.C. ™ on 28. Nov 2009 at 13:43
Tiger Woods pulls his specially built car into a petrol station near St Andrews. As he goes to pay, the attendant says, 'Hello Mr Woods, that's a fantastic car you have, what is it?'

Tiger replies: " Vauxhall Omega Elite "

The attendant is impressed, 'Wow' he says, 'I think they're great, electric windows, heated seats, cruise control, sat nav the lot, I commend you on your choice. The fuel will be £45 please'.

As Tiger looks for his money a Golf tee falls out of his pocket. 'What's that?' enquires the attendant.

'Its a tee' replies Tiger.

'What's it for?' the attendant asks.

Tiger says, 'I put my balls on it when I drive.'

'Blimey, those Omega Elite's think of everything don't they!'
  :y

Title: Re: Whoops! Out of bounds, Tiger...
Post by Marks DTM Calib on 28. Nov 2009 at 14:58
He must have been pissed to crash like that!

Title: Re: Whoops! Out of bounds, Tiger...
Post by Nickbat on 28. Nov 2009 at 22:41
If this rumour is true, maybe he was caught "out of bounds".  ;) ;D ;D ;D

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/#

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