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Title: joke NWS
Post by RichieRich on 29. Nov 2009 at 12:20

Cost of a candle-lit dinner for two: £80
Cost for theatre show tickets: £65
Cab fare home: £30
The look on his face when you tell him you're on your period: Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's anal.

;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: joke NWS
Post by optimist60 on 29. Nov 2009 at 12:28

Richie London wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 12:20:

........what difference does that make?.... ::) ::) ::)

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Post by Stevie-blunder on 29. Nov 2009 at 14:03

Nice one Rich ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by Omegadoha, Desert Member on 29. Nov 2009 at 14:05

;D ;D :-X

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Post by philrich on 29. Nov 2009 at 14:45

'Bleeding' marvelous Richie ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by hannahjudesdad on 30. Nov 2009 at 11:12

;D ;D ;D :y Bloody fantastic

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Post by unlucky alf on 30. Nov 2009 at 11:22

i took an old tampon to the antiques roadshow,,,
i wanted to know what period it came from :D

Title: Re: joke NWS
Post by r1 on 30. Nov 2009 at 12:29

unlucky alf wrote on 30. Nov 2009 at 11:22:

i took an old tampon to the antiques roadshow,,,
i wanted to know what period it came from :D

"its 1990s sir"

"how do you know that?"

"because im a clever c@@t" :y :y

Title: Re: joke NWS
Post by Ljay on 30. Nov 2009 at 12:46

Opti wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 12:28:

Richie London wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 12:20:

........what difference does that make?.... ::) ::) ::)

Dunno!! ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: joke NWS
Post by Ghost Driver on 30. Nov 2009 at 18:17

Even the best fishermen fish in the red sea [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]