I dont understand women wanting to be equal to men, surely they should want to be better? This shows a lack of ambition i think...........Which is why men are better than women!  :y

Can't wait until LJay sees this one  :D

::).........I refuse to rise!


.......rather like many men upon reaching a 'certain' age ;D

Stevie-blunder wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 13:54:

I dont understand women wanting to be equal to men, surely they should want to be better? This shows a lack of ambition i think...........Which is why men are better than women!  :y

:y :y :y

well steve the only reason a woman hasnt been on the moon is cause it dont need cleaning yet.  ::) ::) ;D ;D

I think that was hitting below the belt Debs :-[  :D

Debs. wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 14:38:

::).........I refuse to rise! .......rather like many men upon reaching a 'certain' age ;D

........about 60% of this forum ....at a guess.....but not I.... ;) ;)

We have to accept that women are better than men at certain tasks.....cooking.....cleaning......moaning....
........However......... men have to "run the world"......whilst the ladies are busy attending to their menial chores. :y :y.....

I personaly am all for more women in parliament......coz it really could do with a good spring clean

Opti wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 19:52:

We have to accept that women are better than men at certain tasks.....cooking.....cleaning......moaning.... ........However men have to "run the world"......whilst the ladies are busy attending to their menial chores. :y :y.....

That`d be "Men-ial".....needless-chores caused thereby! ;D

One other point..............you would expect a man to be stronger than a woman.......be able to run faster ......jump higher...and longer.....throw further.
.....but the ladies are no match for a man in intellectual pursuits either.........take chess for example...........The number one woman player in the world would be unable to defeat the man ranked 1000.
I have been told in no uncertain terms by a lady friend that this is to do with something called spatial awareness....and not intelligence
But......being born in 1960 ......I prefer to believe that the "fluffy brained "female ......simply does not have the intellectual capacity......to fully understand a game as complex as chess. :y :y :y

Opti wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 19:52:

We have to accept that women are better than men at certain tasks.....cooking.....cleaning......moaning.... ........However......... men have to "run the world"......whilst the ladies are busy attending to their menial chores. :y :y.....

However Women have done a good job at this - eg a couple of Queens

JamesV6CDX wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 14:37:

Can't wait until LJay sees this one  :D

Can't be arsed!!! :P :P :P :P ;D

Opti wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 20:12:

One other point..............you would expect a man to be stronger than a woman.......be able to run faster ......jump higher...and longer.....throw further. .....but the ladies are no match for a man in intellectual pursuits either.........take chess for example...........The number one woman player in the world would be unable to defeat the man ranked 1000. I have been told in no uncertain terms by a lady friend that this is to do with something called spatial awareness....and not intelligence But......being born in 1960 ......I prefer to believe that the "fluffy brained "female ......simply does not have the intellectual capacity......to fully understand a game as complex as chess. :y :y :y

As Professor Henry Higgins would have it: "Cotton, hay and rags"........but remember, he also said: "Damn, Damn, Damn.....I`ve grown accustomed to her face" ;)

......you simply could not live without us! :-*

Debs. wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 14:38:

::).........I refuse to rise! .......rather like many men upon reaching a 'certain' age ;D

we have no need to rise, as the two things we normally find interesting are sagging low enough for it not having to look up to see them :D

Debs. wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 21:02:

Opti wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 20:12: One other point..............you would expect a man to be stronger than a woman.......be able to run faster ......jump higher...and longer.....throw further. .....but the ladies are no match for a man in intellectual pursuits either.........take chess for example...........The number one woman player in the world would be unable to defeat the man ranked 1000. I have been told in no uncertain terms by a lady friend that this is to do with something called spatial awareness....and not intelligence But......being born in 1960 ......I prefer to believe that the "fluffy brained "female ......simply does not have the intellectual capacity......to fully understand a game as complex as chess. :y :y :y As Professor Henry Higgins would have it: "Cotton, hay and rags"........but remember, he also said: "Damn, Damn, Damn.....I`ve grown accustomed to her face" ;) ......you simply could not live without us! :-*

I managed for nine years :)
Though i did cave in eventually ;D

Debs. wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 21:02:

Opti wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 20:12: One other point..............you would expect a man to be stronger than a woman.......be able to run faster ......jump higher...and longer.....throw further. .....but the ladies are no match for a man in intellectual pursuits either.........take chess for example...........The number one woman player in the world would be unable to defeat the man ranked 1000. I have been told in no uncertain terms by a lady friend that this is to do with something called spatial awareness....and not intelligence But......being born in 1960 ......I prefer to believe that the "fluffy brained "female ......simply does not have the intellectual capacity......to fully understand a game as complex as chess. :y :y :y As Professor Henry Higgins would have it: "Cotton, hay and rags"........but remember, he also said: "Damn, Damn, Damn.....I`ve grown accustomed to her face" ;) ......you simply could not live without us! :-*

I'm afraid that I must agree with you, I would be worthless without my wife.

Desperate Den wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 21:51:

Debs. wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 21:02: Opti wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 20:12: One other point..............you would expect a man to be stronger than a woman.......be able to run faster ......jump higher...and longer.....throw further. .....but the ladies are no match for a man in intellectual pursuits either.........take chess for example...........The number one woman player in the world would be unable to defeat the man ranked 1000. I have been told in no uncertain terms by a lady friend that this is to do with something called spatial awareness....and not intelligence But......being born in 1960 ......I prefer to believe that the "fluffy brained "female ......simply does not have the intellectual capacity......to fully understand a game as complex as chess. :y :y :y As Professor Henry Higgins would have it: "Cotton, hay and rags"........but remember, he also said: "Damn, Damn, Damn.....I`ve grown accustomed to her face" ;) ......you simply could not live without us! :-* I'm afraid that I must agree with you, I would be worthless without my wife.

I do like a man who knows his place!!!! ;) ;) ;) ;) :-*

Ljay wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 21:52:

Desperate Den wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 21:51: Debs. wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 21:02: Opti wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 20:12: One other point..............you would expect a man to be stronger than a woman.......be able to run faster ......jump higher...and longer.....throw further. .....but the ladies are no match for a man in intellectual pursuits either.........take chess for example...........The number one woman player in the world would be unable to defeat the man ranked 1000. I have been told in no uncertain terms by a lady friend that this is to do with something called spatial awareness....and not intelligence But......being born in 1960 ......I prefer to believe that the "fluffy brained "female ......simply does not have the intellectual capacity......to fully understand a game as complex as chess. :y :y :y As Professor Henry Higgins would have it: "Cotton, hay and rags"........but remember, he also said: "Damn, Damn, Damn.....I`ve grown accustomed to her face" ;) ......you simply could not live without us! :-* I'm afraid that I must agree with you, I would be worthless without my wife. I do like a man who knows his place!!!! ;) ;) ;) ;) :-*

Don't you have a husband to serve and attend..Ljay?.
....the time you spend on OOF.....could be better occupied fetching ....your Lord and Master (Jimbob)...a beer.... ::) ::) ;)

Opti wrote on 30. Nov 2009 at 11:18:

Ljay wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 21:52: Desperate Den wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 21:51: Debs. wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 21:02: Opti wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 20:12: One other point..............you would expect a man to be stronger than a woman.......be able to run faster ......jump higher...and longer.....throw further. .....but the ladies are no match for a man in intellectual pursuits either.........take chess for example...........The number one woman player in the world would be unable to defeat the man ranked 1000. I have been told in no uncertain terms by a lady friend that this is to do with something called spatial awareness....and not intelligence But......being born in 1960 ......I prefer to believe that the "fluffy brained "female ......simply does not have the intellectual capacity......to fully understand a game as complex as chess. :y :y :y As Professor Henry Higgins would have it: "Cotton, hay and rags"........but remember, he also said: "Damn, Damn, Damn.....I`ve grown accustomed to her face" ;) ......you simply could not live without us! :-* I'm afraid that I must agree with you, I would be worthless without my wife. I do like a man who knows his place!!!! ;) ;) ;) ;) :-* Don't you have a husband to serve and attend..Ljay?. ....the time you spend on OOF.....could be better occupied fetching ....your Lord and Master (Jimbob)...a beer.... ::) ::) ;)

I suppose I did promise to obey in my wedding vows!!! ::)

Nah, he's big enough to help himself!!! ;) ;D

Ljay wrote on 30. Nov 2009 at 12:43:

Opti wrote on 30. Nov 2009 at 11:18: Ljay wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 21:52: Desperate Den wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 21:51: Debs. wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 21:02: Opti wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 20:12: One other point..............you would expect a man to be stronger than a woman.......be able to run faster ......jump higher...and longer.....throw further. .....but the ladies are no match for a man in intellectual pursuits either.........take chess for example...........The number one woman player in the world would be unable to defeat the man ranked 1000. I have been told in no uncertain terms by a lady friend that this is to do with something called spatial awareness....and not intelligence But......being born in 1960 ......I prefer to believe that the "fluffy brained "female ......simply does not have the intellectual capacity......to fully understand a game as complex as chess. :y :y :y As Professor Henry Higgins would have it: "Cotton, hay and rags"........but remember, he also said: "Damn, Damn, Damn.....I`ve grown accustomed to her face" ;) ......you simply could not live without us! :-* I'm afraid that I must agree with you, I would be worthless without my wife. I do like a man who knows his place!!!! ;) ;) ;) ;) :-* Don't you have a husband to serve and attend..Ljay?. ....the time you spend on OOF.....could be better occupied fetching ....your Lord and Master (Jimbob)...a beer.... ::) ::) ;) I suppose I did promise to obey in my wedding vows!!! ::) Nah, he's big enough to help himself!!! ;) ;D

You do realise that you could be done for "breach of contract"?  ;)

Stevie-blunder wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 13:54:

I dont understand women wanting to be equal to men, surely they should want to be better? This shows a lack of ambition i think...........Which is why men are better than women!  :y

Women will always be better than men, they just really don't know it yet ::).......then again they can phone the cops after you return from a night out on the piss, and you get nicked :-X...so they know they have you by the goolies ;D ;D

I must admit though,without woman none of us would be here. ::)

Opti wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 19:52:

We have to accept that women are better than men at certain tasks.....cooking.....cleaning......moaning.... ........However......... men have to "run the world"......whilst the ladies are busy attending to their menial chores. :y :y.....

No-one, I repeat, no-one out-moans me! >:( >:( >:(

unlucky mark mv6 wrote on 01. Dec 2009 at 19:35:

I must admit though,without woman none of us would be here. ::)

....and, if it weren`t for Venetian blinds; it`d be curtains for all of us! ;D

jereboam wrote on 01. Dec 2009 at 19:46:

Opti wrote on 29. Nov 2009 at 19:52: We have to accept that women are better than men at certain tasks.....cooking.....cleaning......moaning.... ........However......... men have to "run the world"......whilst the ladies are busy attending to their menial chores. :y :y..... No-one, I repeat, no-one out-moans me! >:( >:( >:(

Think you had better have a chat with my boss then..... mind she is a woman, along with all my work colleagues..... ::) ::) ::)