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Title: Sexist Jokes
Post by hannahjudesdad on 30. Nov 2009 at 12:59

What's the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it. I know they are old but only on here for a laugh.

Title: Re: Sexist Jokes
Post by Ljay on 30. Nov 2009 at 13:13

Hannah Judes Dad wrote on 30. Nov 2009 at 12:59:

What's the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. How do you turn an elephant into a fox? Marry it. I know they are old but only on here for a laugh.

I don't get that one??? :-? :-? ;D

Title: Re: Sexist Jokes
Post by Welung666 on 30. Nov 2009 at 13:20

Ljay wrote on 30. Nov 2009 at 13:13:

Hannah Judes Dad wrote on 30. Nov 2009 at 12:59:

What's the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. How do you turn an elephant into a fox? Marry it. I know they are old but only on here for a laugh.

I don't get that one??? :-? :-? ;D

Wrong way round I think ;D ;D

Title: Re: Sexist Jokes
Post by hannahjudesdad on 30. Nov 2009 at 13:20

My mistake got the animals in the wrong order.Numpty me,I will correct it and thanks for pointing it out. [smiley=dankk2.gif]

Title: Re: Sexist Jokes
Post by Ljay on 30. Nov 2009 at 13:21

Hannah Judes Dad wrote on 30. Nov 2009 at 13:20:

My mistake got the animals in the wrong order.Numpty me,I will correct it and thanks for pointing it out.

Hilarious!!! Thought I was being thick!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Sexist Jokes
Post by baron von Drunk-a-lot on 30. Nov 2009 at 13:21

Hannah Judes Dad wrote on 30. Nov 2009 at 13:20:

My mistake got the animals in the wrong order.Numpty me,I will correct it and thanks for pointing it out.

plonker rodney ::)

Title: Re: Sexist Jokes
Post by STMO123 on 30. Nov 2009 at 14:43

Ljay wrote on 30. Nov 2009 at 13:21:

Hannah Judes Dad wrote on 30. Nov 2009 at 13:20:

My mistake got the animals in the wrong order.Numpty me,I will correct it and thanks for pointing it out.

Hilarious!!! Thought I was being thick, as usual!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Sexist Jokes
Post by Ghost Driver on 30. Nov 2009 at 18:14

short and sweet [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]