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Message started by Marks DTM Calib on 01. Dec 2009 at 11:58

Title: Sharing peanuts
Post by Marks DTM Calib on 01. Dec 2009 at 11:58


A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.   

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?

We can't chew them because we've no teeth,' she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them, then?'

The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'


Title: Re: Sharing peanuts
Post by Zulu77 on 01. Dec 2009 at 12:11
;D ;D ;D yep, that hits the spot  ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Sharing peanuts
Post by varche on 01. Dec 2009 at 12:15
Urgggh! :o

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Post by Jimbob on 01. Dec 2009 at 12:21
nice  :-[

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Post by bob.itsfixed.big.dent on 01. Dec 2009 at 13:00
Granny slobber on yer nuts......yuk!! ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Sharing peanuts
Post by Omegadoha, Desert Member on 01. Dec 2009 at 13:12
Dear oh dear . Yuk!  :y

Title: Re: Sharing peanuts
Post by LSG 1 on 01. Dec 2009 at 17:20
;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Sharing peanuts
Post by STMO123 on 01. Dec 2009 at 18:58

bobdent wrote on 01. Dec 2009 at 13:00:
Granny slobber on yer nuts......yuk!! ;D ;D ;D



Dont knock it till you've tried it.

Title: Re: Sharing peanuts
Post by Stevie-blunder on 01. Dec 2009 at 19:00
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Like it  :y :y

Title: Re: Sharing peanuts
Post by Chris_H on 01. Dec 2009 at 19:03
I do hope they didn't swallow them.  Still not nice even if so.   ;)

Title: Re: Sharing peanuts
Post by cem on 01. Dec 2009 at 21:03
:-? ;D ;D :P :y

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Post by philrich on 01. Dec 2009 at 21:08
My wifes grandma did that to her when she was a kid, the dirty old b.... :o

Title: Re: Sharing peanuts
Post by mars on 01. Dec 2009 at 21:16
:) :) ;D :y

Title: Re: Sharing peanuts
Post by chrisgixer on 01. Dec 2009 at 21:23
walked in on my Nan in the bathroom once, she didnt lock the door.Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.....

Dr's are not paid enough, not by a long way, imagine what they see. Aaw shudder!

Title: Re: Sharing peanuts
Post by R.C. ™ on 01. Dec 2009 at 21:26
;D that's funny .. had me laugh  ;D

will remember that at crimbo when me nan's offers me peanuts ..

Title: Re: Sharing peanuts
Post by Vamps on 01. Dec 2009 at 21:29
Nice one, or not?.......... ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Sharing peanuts
Post by Pippin on 02. Dec 2009 at 12:49
I've heard a story similar to that before but involving Brazil Nuts instead of Peanuts...so watch out for granny giving you Brazil Nuts at christmas... :) :) :) :)

Title: Re: Sharing peanuts
Post by Maria on 02. Dec 2009 at 13:00
Thats a good one although not good to have sucked nuts to eat :-?


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