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Title: Border Crossing
Post by dbug on 01. Dec 2009 at 20:40

If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labour.

If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.

If you cross the afghan border illegally, you get shot.

If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.

If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.

If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.

If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.

If you cross the British border illegally you get a job, a drivers license, pension card, welfare, credit cards, subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house, free education and free health care.

Title: Re: Border Crossing
Post by dad1uk on 01. Dec 2009 at 20:49

Its very good and unfortunately has a shade of truth to it...... :-/

Title: Re: Border Crossing
Post by philrich on 01. Dec 2009 at 20:57

dad1uk wrote on 01. Dec 2009 at 20:49:

Its very good and unfortunately has a shade of truth to it...... :-/

More than a bloody shade mate, if you ask me! :o

Title: Re: Border Crossing
Post by Proz on 02. Dec 2009 at 09:33

And dont forget they have more rights than the natives too >:( >:(

Title: Re: Border Crossing
Post by Omegadoha, Desert Member on 02. Dec 2009 at 09:37

Very true. :(

Title: Re: Border Crossing
Post by bob.itsfixed.big.dent on 02. Dec 2009 at 10:32

I think this just about sums it..........

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1231795/Taxpayers-pay-1-600-week-family-ex-asylum-seekers-live-luxury-storey-home.html

>:( >:( >:(

Title: Re: Border Crossing
Post by rob in gib on 02. Dec 2009 at 16:01

please don`t get me started

True True and True again >:(

Title: Re: Border Crossing
Post by Stevie-blunder on 02. Dec 2009 at 18:27

Scandalous >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Title: Re: Border Crossing
Post by Pitchfork on 02. Dec 2009 at 20:09

In Cuba, would that be after you dried out? ;)

Title: Re: Border Crossing
Post by Xplicit on 02. Dec 2009 at 20:22

hmm... i jus jus find it funny when guests to our country demand that we dont put up tings like christmass lights and trees etc as its against their religion... sorry, but if u dont like it, tough... this is how things are done in our country... jus like we hav to respect local cultures when on holidays etc (common one of women would not being able to show bare shoulders etc, i believe thats how it is even in Egypt) they should do the same for ours.

sorry if that rant has caused offence to anyone in any way, shape or form... buts thats how i feel about the matter