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Title: Joke Time... NWS
Post by Stevie-blunder on 02. Dec 2009 at 18:44

A little girl walks into her parents bedroom.

"Holy Moses" she screams "And YOU want ME to see a doctor about sucking my thumb...!!

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Wee Irish boy crying at the side of the road.
A man asks "what's wrong"
Boy says "me ma is dead"
"Oh bejaysus" says the man "Do you want me to fetch Father O'Riley?"
Wee boy replies...... "No thanks mister, sex is the last ting on me moind roight now"

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Japanese scientists have now created a digital camera so fast it's now possible to take a photo of a woman with her gob shut.

;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D

Title: Re: Joke Time... NWS
Post by RichieRich on 02. Dec 2009 at 19:01

very good, especially about the camera ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Joke Time... NWS
Post by Zulu77 on 02. Dec 2009 at 20:16

;D ;D ;D very good (esp. No 2) ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Joke Time... NWS
Post by philrich on 02. Dec 2009 at 22:12

:y :y :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y

Title: Re: Joke Time... NWS
Post by Maria on 03. Dec 2009 at 15:29

All 3 are good ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Joke Time... NWS
Post by Omegadoha, Desert Member on 03. Dec 2009 at 17:55

;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Joke Time... NWS
Post by rob in gib on 03. Dec 2009 at 18:05

All 3 very good :D :D :D :D

Title: Re: Joke Time... NWS
Post by Lizzie Zoom on 03. Dec 2009 at 18:21

;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Joke Time... NWS
Post by Bertie on 03. Dec 2009 at 20:49

I`ve just sent my missus the 3rd un...My pillow and duvet will be on the settee 2mora morning!!!! she said!!! :o :o :( ;D ;D ;D