Single vs. Engaged vs.  MARRIED!! 

Sipping her drink, the single girl leered  and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my  boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people  had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice,  black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made  passionate love on his desk right then and there!" 

The engaged woman giggled and said,  "That's pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday,  he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black  hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only had  sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!" 

The married woman put her glass down  and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids  to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then  put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a  black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I  finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from  work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled,  'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?'"    

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