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Title: Little Johnnie joke
Post by dbug on 04. Dec 2009 at 01:32

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnnie,"coz he'd be fu*ked if he needed glasses".

Title: Re: Little Johnnie joke
Post by Bertie on 04. Dec 2009 at 02:57

PMSL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Little Johnnie joke
Post by Omegadoha, Desert Member on 04. Dec 2009 at 06:35

Always rely on Little Jonnie ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Little Johnnie joke
Post by cam2502 on 04. Dec 2009 at 14:03

oh im gonna nick this one for the pub this weekend!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Little Johnnie joke
Post by Stevie-blunder on 04. Dec 2009 at 18:37

cam2502 wrote on 04. Dec 2009 at 14:03:

oh im gonna nick this one for the pub this weekend!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

And me :y :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Little Johnnie joke
Post by rob in gib on 04. Dec 2009 at 19:47

very good :D :D :D

Title: Re: Little Johnnie joke
Post by dbug on 05. Dec 2009 at 14:47

cam2502 wrote on 04. Dec 2009 at 14:03:

oh im gonna nick this one for the pub this weekend!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

You're welcome mate - where do you think I got it from ;)

Title: Re: Little Johnnie joke
Post by Chris_H on 05. Dec 2009 at 14:49

dbug wrote on 05. Dec 2009 at 14:47:

cam2502 wrote on 04. Dec 2009 at 14:03:

oh im gonna nick this one for the pub this weekend!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

You're welcome mate - where do you think I got it from ;)

The Equal Opportunities website? ;D

Title: Re: Little Johnnie joke
Post by rob in gib on 05. Dec 2009 at 15:53

Chris_H wrote on 05. Dec 2009 at 14:49:

dbug wrote on 05. Dec 2009 at 14:47:

cam2502 wrote on 04. Dec 2009 at 14:03:

oh im gonna nick this one for the pub this weekend!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

You're welcome mate - where do you think I got it from ;)

The Equal Opportunities website? ;D

Earrrrrrrrrrrrr thats bloody funny ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Little Johnnie joke
Post by Macduff on 05. Dec 2009 at 20:24

fantanstic you can always rely on little jonnie :y

Title: Re: Little Johnnie joke
Post by philrich on 05. Dec 2009 at 21:56

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y