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Message started by hercules on 04. Dec 2009 at 19:29

Title: warning tesco scam
Post by hercules on 04. Dec 2009 at 19:29
warning. tesco scam. be warned this is serious.

i am posting this to warn you of a scam that happened to me as i have become the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping.
it could happen to you.
heres how the scam works.

two good looking young girls come over to you as you are packing your shopping into the car.
they both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and windolene, with their breast almost falling out of their skimpy tops.
its impossible not to look. when you thank them and offer them a tip, they say no and ask for a ride to another tesco.
you agree and they get into the back seat. on the way they start having sex with each other.
one of them climbs over to the front and starts performing oral sex on you whilst the other steals your wallet.
i had my wallet stolen on tuesday, wednesday and twice on thursday.
again on saturday and also yesterday.
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:D

Title: Re: warning tesco scam
Post by rob in gib on 04. Dec 2009 at 19:48
can i play :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: warning tesco scam
Post by Proz on 04. Dec 2009 at 20:36
Mmm  ... must shop at Tesco more often  :y

Title: Re: warning tesco scam
Post by AmigoMV6 on 04. Dec 2009 at 20:50
Morrissons dress them in cheerleaders outfits! :o ::) :-*

Title: Re: warning tesco scam
Post by hercules on 04. Dec 2009 at 20:55
mmmm more reasons to get robbed at morrisons :)

Title: Re: warning tesco scam
Post by Tony H on 04. Dec 2009 at 21:46
You wouldn't get that sort of service at Netto's  :D

Title: Re: warning tesco scam
Post by webby23 on 04. Dec 2009 at 22:58
Jesus, guys this is serious.....

EXACTLY which Tesco's is this happening at.......??

Got a couple of free days coming up and would hate to waste the opportunity.....

;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: warning tesco scam
Post by Stevie-blunder on 05. Dec 2009 at 00:12
I'll have to look out for them  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: warning tesco scam
Post by Pete Elite on 05. Dec 2009 at 00:49
Blimey!!! just think of it,   CLEAN WINDOWS :D.

Title: Re: warning tesco scam
Post by Squealey on 05. Dec 2009 at 00:55
Last time this happened to me they did a cr@p job cleaning my windows though. Bloody footprints all over the windscreen ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: warning tesco scam
Post by baron von Drunk-a-lot on 05. Dec 2009 at 01:03

Squealey wrote on 05. Dec 2009 at 00:55:
Last time this happened to me they did a cr@p job cleaning my windows though. Bloody footprints all over the windscreen ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

on the inside of course ;D

Title: Re: warning tesco scam
Post by Squealey on 05. Dec 2009 at 01:15
[/quote]
on the inside of course ;D[/quote]

Damn Straight!!!! Hold on, im English not american, I meant Yes thats right sir!!!

Title: Re: warning tesco scam
Post by baron von Drunk-a-lot on 05. Dec 2009 at 01:19

Squealey wrote on 05. Dec 2009 at 01:15:

on the inside of course ;D[/quote]

Damn Straight!!!! Hold on, im English not american, I meant Yes thats right sir!!![/quote]
::)

Title: Re: warning tesco scam
Post by Omegadoha, Desert Member on 05. Dec 2009 at 08:00
don't believe you. i have to come over and find out for myself.

Title: Re: warning tesco scam
Post by raywilb on 05. Dec 2009 at 10:08
how many points do you get  :)

Title: Re: warning tesco scam
Post by dbug on 05. Dec 2009 at 14:51
Do they work Sundays???

Title: Re: warning tesco scam
Post by hercules on 05. Dec 2009 at 15:39
i believe so,i think they did overtime on me :)

Title: Re: warning tesco scam
Post by Selseybill on 05. Dec 2009 at 16:34

wrote on 04. Dec 2009 at 19:29:
warning. tesco scam. be warned this is serious.

i am posting this to warn you of a scam that happened to me as i have become the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping.
it could happen to you.
heres how the scam works.

two good looking young girls come over to you as you are packing your shopping into the car.
they both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and windolene, with their breast almost falling out of their skimpy tops.
its impossible not to look. when you thank them and offer them a tip, they say no and ask for a ride to another tesco.
you agree and they get into the back seat. on the way they start having sex with each other.
one of them climbs over to the front and starts performing oral sex on you whilst the other steals your wallet.
i had my wallet stolen on tuesday, wednesday and twice on thursday.
again on saturday and also yesterday.
__________________
:D


Sounds like a average Friday night for a Chichester taxi driver.The girls not the wallet :y

Title: Re: warning tesco scam
Post by philrich on 05. Dec 2009 at 17:34
Bugger it! I've only got one wallet....and the wife keeps hold of it!!!!!!!!! :D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: warning tesco scam
Post by Macduff on 05. Dec 2009 at 19:56
excellent wish they offered that sevice at my local Tesco   ;D ;D

Title: Re: warning tesco scam
Post by Vamps on 05. Dec 2009 at 23:54

Macduff wrote on 05. Dec 2009 at 19:56:
excellent wish they offered that sevice at my local Tesco   ;D ;D


Been today, without Miss Vamps or swmbo, no such service at our's either...... :'( :'( :D

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