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Title: Irish diet Post by dbug on 05. Dec 2009 at 16:39
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds. When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs! 'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?' The Irishman nodded..'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.' 'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor. 'No it was all that f***ing skipping. |
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Title: Re: Irish diet Post by Stevie-blunder on 05. Dec 2009 at 21:36
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D yet another for the pub :y :y
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Title: Re: Irish diet Post by Tony H on 06. Dec 2009 at 10:09
;D ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Irish diet Post by Omegadoha, Desert Member on 06. Dec 2009 at 10:35
;D ;D
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