The bloody jehovahs witnesses knock on the cabin door wanting to talk to you about god!!! I thought i was bleeding safe at work!!! :o ::) ;D ;D

wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 00:04:

The bloody jehovahs witnesses knock on the cabin door wanting to talk to you about god!!! I thought i was bleeding safe at work!!! :o ::) ;D ;D

pmsl............ :D :D :D there is no escape..........

Ask them who made the dinosaurs as they don't feature in any religion as far as i know but we can't deny thier existance.
    That'll feck 'em! 8-)

My boss has been black listed by the Jehova Witnesses and the Mormons ;D ;D ;D ;D

Martin Imber wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 10:46:

My boss has been black listed by the Jehova Witnesses and the Mormons ;D ;D ;D ;D

Are you allowed to say that !!  ::)

When they come to the door I just speak french at them -- they soon give up and go away !!!!

Amigo MX5 wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 01:21:

Ask them who made the dinosaurs as they don't feature in any religion as far as i know but we can't deny thier existance.     That'll feck 'em! 8-)

According to goolgle, dinosaurs were created by the CIA to discourage time travel ;D ;D

wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 10:51:

Martin Imber wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 10:46: My boss has been black listed by the Jehova Witnesses and the Mormons ;D ;D ;D ;D Are you allowed to say that !!  ::) When they come to the door I just speak french at them -- they soon give up and go away !!!!

.........are you taking the piss ....HC?....most people on the OOF.....have yet to master English..... ::) ::) ;)

The Jehovas' now beleive I'm Jewish since I asked them if they had come to thank me for crucifying Jesus, after all unless 'we' had done that they'd have no one to worship. ( they left rather quickly)
The Mormons think I'm a Muslim when I quoted a couple of lines from the Koran that I learned back in 1966
Neither bother me these days, they walk past my house & annoy others in the lane instead.

Opti wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 11:40:

wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 10:51: Martin Imber wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 10:46: My boss has been black listed by the Jehova Witnesses and the Mormons ;D ;D ;D ;D Are you allowed to say that !!  ::) When they come to the door I just speak french at them -- they soon give up and go away !!!! .........are you taking the piss ....HC?....most people on the OOF.....have yet to master English..... ::) ::) ;)

Some of us speak a few languages... I am not sure we have found a language that Debs can't speak  ::)

Guffer wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 12:21:

Opti wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 11:40: wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 10:51: Martin Imber wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 10:46: My boss has been black listed by the Jehova Witnesses and the Mormons ;D ;D ;D ;D Are you allowed to say that !!  ::) When they come to the door I just speak french at them -- they soon give up and go away !!!! .........are you taking the piss ....HC?....most people on the OOF.....have yet to master English..... ::) ::) ;) Some of us speak a few languages... I am not sure we have found a language that Debs can't speak  ::)

.......agreed Guffer.....The mighty Debs ...the OOF Einstein......Rumour has it ....she can restart a dead planet with pure intellect alone... ::) ::) ;)...anyone seen Forbidden Planet?....... :y :y

Guffer wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 12:21:

Opti wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 11:40: wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 10:51: Martin Imber wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 10:46: My boss has been black listed by the Jehova Witnesses and the Mormons ;D ;D ;D ;D Are you allowed to say that !!  ::) When they come to the door I just speak french at them -- they soon give up and go away !!!! .........are you taking the piss ....HC?....most people on the OOF.....have yet to master English..... ::) ::) ;) Some of us speak a few languages... I am not sure we have found a language that Debs can't speak  ::)

Klingon maybe. ;D

I remember a friend of mine asking about the 10 commandments, stopped on the one about adultery and asked some questions about Jesus' dad and Mary's husband.

CaptainZok wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 14:47:

Guffer wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 12:21: Opti wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 11:40: wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 10:51: Martin Imber wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 10:46: My boss has been black listed by the Jehova Witnesses and the Mormons ;D ;D ;D ;D Are you allowed to say that !!  ::) When they come to the door I just speak french at them -- they soon give up and go away !!!! .........are you taking the piss ....HC?....most people on the OOF.....have yet to master English..... ::) ::) ;) Some of us speak a few languages... I am not sure we have found a language that Debs can't speak  ::) Klingon maybe. ;D

Debs is fluent in Romulan.......I understand. ;) ;) ;)

wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 10:51:

.....When they come to the door I just speak french at them -- they soon give up and go away !!!!

Zut alors!..... ::)

Les Adventistes du septième jour ont été ici hier et je me suis tournée vers eux! ;D

Debs. wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 17:13:

wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 10:51: .....When they come to the door I just speak french at them -- they soon give up and go away !!!! Zut alors!..... ::) Les Adventistes du septième jour ont été ici hier et je me suis tournée vers eux! ;D

....nobody likes a show off ...Debs..... ::) ;)

All you have to with JW's is to ask them politely, to write in their book not to call again.

Believe it or not, they won't, it works :y

I wanna learn to speak Klingon!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D then i can swear at the shoplifters and my supervisor!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Debs. wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 17:13:

wrote on 06. Dec 2009 at 10:51: .....When they come to the door I just speak french at them -- they soon give up and go away !!!! Zut alors!..... ::) Les Adventistes du septième jour ont été ici hier et je me suis tournée vers eux! ;D

je t'aurais cru non-croyante  ;)