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Title: Christmas Joke Post by dbug on 08. Dec 2009 at 19:17
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said. 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' The man replied, 'These are Carols.' |
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Title: Re: Christmas Joke Post by philrich on 08. Dec 2009 at 19:18
Bl88dy Fabulous! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Title: Re: Christmas Joke Post by hercules on 08. Dec 2009 at 20:51
;D ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Christmas Joke Post by Stevie-blunder on 08. Dec 2009 at 20:53
I'll get your coat ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Christmas Joke Post by Vamps on 08. Dec 2009 at 22:48
;D ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Christmas Joke Post by Tony H on 08. Dec 2009 at 22:58
Good one :y ;D
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Title: Re: Christmas Joke Post by jonnycool on 08. Dec 2009 at 23:27
Very good ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Christmas Joke Post by Omegadoha, Desert Member on 09. Dec 2009 at 03:47
nice ;D ;D
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