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Title: That told him, one for the kids.
Post by Auto Addict on 09. Dec 2009 at 18:40

Once upon a time there were three balloons.

A Daddy balloon, a Mommy balloon and a Baby balloon.

One night the baby balloon crept into his Daddy and Mommy's bedroom, and asked his Daddy if he could sleep in his bed with him.

'No you can't' said the Daddy balloon, 'Go back to your own bed'

The following night, the same thing, with the same result.

On the third night, the Baby balloon crept into his parents bedroom again, and tried to sneak into their bed without waking them up, but there wasn't enough room.

Then he had an idea, he gently let some air out of the Daddy balloon, and tried again, still not enough room.

He then let some air out of the Mommy balloon, and tried again, still not enough room.

He then let some air out of himself, and, bingo, there was enough room to get into his parents bed.

In the morning, when the Daddy balloon woke up. he was furious, 'I told you last night, and the night before to sleep in your own bed, not only have you let me down, you've let your Mommy down, and more importantly, you've let yourself down.'

Title: Re: That told him, one for the kids.
Post by rob in gib on 09. Dec 2009 at 18:42

shall i pass your coat :y :y :y :y

Title: Re: That told him, one for the kids.
Post by Andy B on 09. Dec 2009 at 18:43

rob in gib wrote on 09. Dec 2009 at 18:42:

shall i pass your coat :y :y :y :y

& shall I get the door??? ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: That told him, one for the kids.
Post by hotel21 on 09. Dec 2009 at 18:45

Andy B wrote on 09. Dec 2009 at 18:43:

rob in gib wrote on 09. Dec 2009 at 18:42:

shall i pass your coat :y :y :y :y

& shall I get the door??? ;D ;D ;D ;D

make sure the handle is only on the inside, please....... ;)

Title: Re: That told him, one for the kids.
Post by Auto Addict on 09. Dec 2009 at 18:49

hotel21 wrote on 09. Dec 2009 at 18:45:

Andy B wrote on 09. Dec 2009 at 18:43:

rob in gib wrote on 09. Dec 2009 at 18:42:

shall i pass your coat :y :y :y :y

& shall I get the door??? ;D ;D ;D ;D

make sure the handle is only on the inside, please....... ;)

Title: Re: That told him, one for the kids.
Post by Andy B on 09. Dec 2009 at 18:54

hotel21 wrote on 09. Dec 2009 at 18:45:

Andy B wrote on 09. Dec 2009 at 18:43:

rob in gib wrote on 09. Dec 2009 at 18:42:

shall i pass your coat :y :y :y :y

& shall I get the door??? ;D ;D ;D ;D

make sure the handle is only on the inside, please....... ;)

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: That told him, one for the kids.
Post by Holy Count on 09. Dec 2009 at 18:58

Well ... that went down like a lead ....balloon ::)

Title: Re: That told him, one for the kids.
Post by rob in gib on 09. Dec 2009 at 19:02

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: That told him, one for the kids.
Post by RichieRich on 09. Dec 2009 at 20:09

well i liked it, havent heard that one before :y :y :y

Title: Re: That told him, one for the kids.
Post by Pitchfork on 09. Dec 2009 at 20:42

Door?
Pick a window!!

Title: Re: That told him, one for the kids.
Post by Entwood on 09. Dec 2009 at 20:53

That is so bad it actually made me laugh !!!! :-? :-? :-? :-?

Title: Re: That told him, one for the kids.
Post by zirk on 09. Dec 2009 at 20:59

AA that’s terrible, nearly as bad as my Kids Moth joke,

Moth go's into a Dentist and seats on the Dentist chair, the Dentist is just finishing washing His hands, turns round and see's the Moth. Dentist say's your a Moth aren’t you, Moth replies 'Yea', Dentist asks do Moth have teeth?, 'No' says the Moth 'I only came in because the light was On'.

Title: Re: That told him, one for the kids.
Post by Lazydocker on 09. Dec 2009 at 21:04

Entwood wrote on 09. Dec 2009 at 20:53:

That is so bad it actually made me laugh !!!! :-? :-? :-? :-?

Me too :-[ :-[ :-[

Title: Re: That told him, one for the kids.
Post by Vamps on 09. Dec 2009 at 22:18

Lazydocker wrote on 09. Dec 2009 at 21:04:

[quote author=5B504A4951515A3E0 link=1260384044/10#10 date=1260392032]That is so bad it actually made me laugh !!!! :-? :-? :-? :-?

Me too :-[ :-[ :-[/quote]

And me...... :D :D

Title: Re: That told him, one for the kids.
Post by Omegadoha, Desert Member on 10. Dec 2009 at 03:46

heard similar types before - but a jokes a joke. :y ;D :y ;D

Title: Re: That told him, one for the kids.
Post by Stevie-blunder on 10. Dec 2009 at 19:10

Oh dear ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: That told him, one for the kids.
Post by philrich on 10. Dec 2009 at 19:16

don't you dare touch that door!, and put his coat down you at the back!!, the lad did good he made me laugh, and as i'm one of the saddest cases on here, he gets my vote. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Title: Re: That told him, one for the kids.
Post by jerry on 10. Dec 2009 at 22:24

yeh, mine too- its so bad its good!Anyway it made me laugh ;D ;D ;D