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Message started by cam2502 on 10. Dec 2009 at 15:17

Title: a WEE joke
Post by cam2502 on 10. Dec 2009 at 15:17
Female dwarf goes to the doctors....
" What seems to be the trouble?"  asks the doc
" Well doc, iv got pain in my crotch area when im walking" she says
" Hop up onto the couch and i'll take a look" says the doc.
The doc kneels down and has a look...
" Aha, just give me a minute, i'll get that sorted for you" says the doc, reaching for a pair of scissors.
Snip, snip,snip...and the doc stands up.
"There you go, all sorted now!
" Eh!"...exclaims the dwarf....."I never felt a thing!...what did you do?"
" I snipped a v shape in your wellies says the doc!"

;D

Title: Re: a WEE joke
Post by CD-Pete on 10. Dec 2009 at 15:38
;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Vertically challenged please if you don't mind :P

Title: Re: a WEE joke
Post by Jimbob on 10. Dec 2009 at 15:40
just seen on the news, a dwarf fortune teller has escaped from prison.

Apparently there is a Small Medium at Large  ;D

Title: Re: a WEE joke
Post by CD-Pete on 10. Dec 2009 at 15:44

Jimbob wrote on 10. Dec 2009 at 15:40:
just seen on the news, a dwarf fortune teller has escaped from prison.

Apparently there is a Small Medium at Large  ;D




Title: Re: a WEE joke
Post by Omegadoha, Desert Member on 10. Dec 2009 at 16:09
Dear oh dear  ;D

Title: Re: a WEE joke
Post by davethediver on 10. Dec 2009 at 17:43

Jimbob wrote on 10. Dec 2009 at 15:40:
just seen on the news, a dwarf fortune teller has escaped from prison.

Apparently there is a Small Medium at Large  ;D


Truly shocking  ;D ;D

Title: Re: a WEE joke
Post by RichieRich on 10. Dec 2009 at 18:32

Jimbob wrote on 10. Dec 2009 at 15:40:
just seen on the news, a dwarf fortune teller has escaped from prison.

Apparently there is a Small Medium at Large  ;D




;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: a WEE joke
Post by Stevie-blunder on 10. Dec 2009 at 19:02
Yes, coat time again  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: a WEE joke
Post by philrich on 10. Dec 2009 at 19:24
I must be just about the only simple bugger on here because these have me in stitches ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Title: Re: a WEE joke
Post by Lizzie Zoom on 10. Dec 2009 at 19:29
It has me going!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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