I found a young homeless girl outside by the bins last night. She was dirty and didn't smell too good but underneath the grime I could see she was beautiful. I brought her inside and gave her a bath. as I was towelling her naked body one thing led to another and before I knew it I was making mad passionate love to her.
I was banging her so hard that a couple of times I could have sworn she was alive. ;D

no comment  ;D ;D ;D

:o

;D ;D

omegod wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 19:04:

:o

Wassup Jon? ;D

;D ;D ;D ;D

Steve's a Necrophiliac. Ew ;D ;D

Had that today as a text message  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 19:06:

omegod wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 19:04: :o Wassup Jon? ;D

Touched a bit of a nerve mate, don't worry bout it ;) would have prob laughed any other time

Pete. wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 19:16:

Steve's a Necrophiliac. Ew ;D ;D

Nah. It's dead boring.

You're mind must be really twisted STMO!! :o :o :o :o :o

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Lizzie Zoom wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 19:49:

You're mind must be really twisted STMO!! :o :o :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Got yer goin in a kinky kind of way though Lizzie? ::)

He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D

dear oh dear oh dear




lol lol lol

Jimbob wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 19:53:

He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D

You're disgusting Jimbob.

wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 19:57:

Jimbob wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 19:53: He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D You're disgusting Jimbob.

Thank you  :D

wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 19:57:

Jimbob wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 19:53: He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D You're disgusting Jimbob.

report him to the admins steve, utterley disgusting for a family site  ;D ;D

Jimbob wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 19:53:

He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D

I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????.

threppence wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 20:25:

Jimbob wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 19:53: He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????.

you need to ask my mates wife, she'll show you.  ;D ;D

;D classic [ lol ]

members performance all back again tonight ;D

threppence wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 20:25:

Jimbob wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 19:53: He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????.

At least mariage brings with it regular sex....


.....I said regular, not often!

Marks DTM Calib wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 20:41:

threppence wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 20:25: Jimbob wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 19:53: He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????. At least mariage brings with it regular sex.... .....I said regular, not often!

Does regular mean with or without pyjamas.

And don't get me started on the whole her bed or mine shennanigans

Marks DTM Calib wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 20:41:

threppence wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 20:25: Jimbob wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 19:53: He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????. At least mariage brings with it regular sex.... .....I said regular, not often!

But for how long is the question!! ;D ;D ;)

Lizzie Zoom wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 21:25:

Marks DTM Calib wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 20:41: threppence wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 20:25: Jimbob wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 19:53: He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????. At least mariage brings with it regular sex.... .....I said regular, not often! But for how long is the question!! ;D ;D ;)

Well this year was a good year as it had  feb 29th in it.....which is the 'regular' date.

Marks DTM Calib wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 21:28:

Lizzie Zoom wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 21:25: Marks DTM Calib wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 20:41: threppence wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 20:25: Jimbob wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 19:53: He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????. At least mariage brings with it regular sex.... .....I said regular, not often! But for how long is the question!! ;D ;D ;) Well this year was a good year as it had  feb 29th in it.....which is the 'regular' date.

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  Bad luck!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

What's the difference between your wife & your job?
   After 5 years your job still sucks!

Marks DTM Calib wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 21:28:

Lizzie Zoom wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 21:25: Marks DTM Calib wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 20:41: threppence wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 20:25: Jimbob wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 19:53: He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????. At least mariage brings with it regular sex.... .....I said regular, not often! But for how long is the question!! ;D ;D ;) Well this year was a good year as it had  feb 29th in it.....which is the 'regular' date.

Used the whole 12 pack of Durex this year then?  ;D ;D ;D ;D

It makes you wonder where STMO digs up his girlfriends ;D ;D

Welung666 wrote on 12. Dec 2009 at 04:24:

It makes you wonder where STMO digs up his girlfriends ;D ;D

Well we have all heard of Burke & Hare......................!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;)

Marks DTM Calib wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 21:28:

Lizzie Zoom wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 21:25: Marks DTM Calib wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 20:41: threppence wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 20:25: Jimbob wrote on 11. Dec 2009 at 19:53: He would have said she gave a great blow job.....but he couldnt find her head  ;D I've been married 20 years-- what is this mythical 'blow job' of which you speak????. At least mariage brings with it regular sex.... .....I said regular, not often! But for how long is the question!! ;D ;D ;) Well this year was a good year as it had  feb 29th in it.....which is the 'regular' date.

So it's not the 32nd March---bugga!!!.I knew I should have read the small print!!
Anyone want to sign my petition for changing the date of extra leap year day.