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Title: army joke
Post by RichieRich on 13. Dec 2009 at 13:42

A British army captain takes his post in Iraq. "What's this camel doing tied up outside the barracks soldier?"
Soldier replies "There are 250 men here and no women. Sometimes the men get `Urges` sir!"
A month later the captain has urges of his own. He puts a ladder behind the Camel, gets up and has sex with it. He says "is that how the men do it soldier?" "No sir! they usually ride it to the brothel!"

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Post by LSG 1 on 13. Dec 2009 at 13:49

Richie London wrote on 13. Dec 2009 at 13:42:

;D ;D ;D

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Post by STMO123 on 13. Dec 2009 at 13:57

;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by Tonkapaj on 13. Dec 2009 at 14:00

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by hercules on 13. Dec 2009 at 14:06

;D :y

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Post by Brick Tamland on 13. Dec 2009 at 14:26

;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by Lizzie Zoom on 13. Dec 2009 at 14:43

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by Maria on 13. Dec 2009 at 14:44

Brilliant :y ;D

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Post by Jimbob on 13. Dec 2009 at 18:56

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by jonnycool on 13. Dec 2009 at 18:57

Good one mate ;D ;D

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Post by CD-Pete on 13. Dec 2009 at 19:00

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by philrich on 13. Dec 2009 at 19:04

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by rob in gib on 13. Dec 2009 at 19:55

heard it a while ago still worth a laugh though

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by Stevie-blunder on 13. Dec 2009 at 20:14

Excellent :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by Guffer on 13. Dec 2009 at 20:45

Quote:

A British army captain

>:( ;D >:( ;D >:( ;D >:( ;D >:(

::) ::)

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Post by Jim on 13. Dec 2009 at 21:08

Guffer wrote on 13. Dec 2009 at 20:45:

Quote:

A British army captain

>:( ;D >:( ;D >:( ;D >:( ;D >:(

::) ::)

Are you back in the UK now, EEHH Sir ;)

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Post by Guffer on 13. Dec 2009 at 22:05

Jim wrote on 13. Dec 2009 at 21:08:

Guffer wrote on 13. Dec 2009 at 20:45:

Quote:

A British army captain

>:( ;D >:( ;D >:( ;D >:( ;D >:(

::) ::)

Are you back in the UK now, EEHH Sir ;)

Aye, and will be for the next 18 months at least. Nothing on the horizon for us here, damn shame really :'(

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Post by hannahjudesdad on 14. Dec 2009 at 17:04

It would only be an officer that would think of not riding the camel to the brothel but just riding the camel.He wasn't a Pioneer by chance?