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Title: joke
Post by RichieRich on 15. Dec 2009 at 10:35

A couple realise that they are spending far more than they earn every week so they decide to go through the bills.

"Look at this!!", says the wife, "£45 a week on bloody lager!! That has to go for starters".

"What about this then?", says the husband. "£65 a week on cosmetics!!".

"But I need the makeup to make me look young and attractive for you" explains the wife.

To which the husband shouts...
"That’s what the fecking lager was for!!!"

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Post by Plomien on 15. Dec 2009 at 10:38

;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by Omegadoha, Desert Member on 15. Dec 2009 at 11:07

;D ;D ;D

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Post by optimist60 on 15. Dec 2009 at 11:56

Richie London wrote on 15. Dec 2009 at 10:35:

It'a a shame how women let themselves go....as they age ;)...that is why wife one....and wife two....are now history for me. :y :y :y

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Post by tunnie on 15. Dec 2009 at 11:57

Opti wrote on 15. Dec 2009 at 11:56:

Richie London wrote on 15. Dec 2009 at 10:35:

It'a a shame how women let themselves go....as they age ;)...that is why wife one....and wife two....are now history for me. :y :y :y

Thats going to go down well with certain members ;D

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Post by jonnycool on 15. Dec 2009 at 12:02

Great joke Richie ;D ;D ;D

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Post by Stevie-blunder on 15. Dec 2009 at 13:21

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by hercules on 15. Dec 2009 at 19:02

the second yer married the gob opens and the legs close ;D

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Post by CD-Pete on 15. Dec 2009 at 19:37

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Now that's a good un :y :y :y