What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after three HO's!  :y


doug

oh dear  ;D ;D ;D  :y

doog wrote on 17. Dec 2009 at 12:28:

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after three HO's!  :y doug

I dont get it.

wrote on 17. Dec 2009 at 16:41:

doog wrote on 17. Dec 2009 at 12:28: What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after three HO's!  :y doug I dont get it.

Obviously not :-?

Perhaps he meant holes????

'Ho' being a 'loose woman'

bloody old timers, keep up  ;D ;D ;D ;D

what a waste, ive just spent £25 on a xmas dvd, tiger woods 18 favourite holes. turns out its about bloody golf

Jimbob wrote on 17. Dec 2009 at 20:05:

'Ho' being a 'loose woman' bloody old timers, keep up  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sorry, young Jimbob ;D

Apparantly he`s gonna be in panto this year....Woods in babes... :P ::) ::)

;D ;D ;D

Jimbob wrote on 17. Dec 2009 at 20:05:

'Ho' being a 'loose woman' bloody old timers, keep up  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Never heard of the term - is it Yank?

So it is Tim Healys wife

bobfar wrote on 17. Dec 2009 at 20:27:

what a waste, ive just spent £25 on a xmas dvd, tiger woods 18 favourite holes. turns out its about bloody golf

I posted this one yesterday but replaced the word bloody with feckin'(it's still funny though)

Martin Imber wrote on 17. Dec 2009 at 23:29:

Jimbob wrote on 17. Dec 2009 at 20:05: 'Ho' being a 'loose woman' bloody old timers, keep up  ;D ;D ;D ;D Never heard of the term - is it Yank? So it is Tim Healys wife

Yes it is the American slang word for whore

Hannah Judes Dad wrote on 17. Dec 2009 at 23:36:

Martin Imber wrote on 17. Dec 2009 at 23:29: Jimbob wrote on 17. Dec 2009 at 20:05: 'Ho' being a 'loose woman' bloody old timers, keep up  ;D ;D ;D ;D Never heard of the term - is it Yank? So it is Tim Healys wife Yes it is the American slang word for whore

Oh well - a joke for the US members

Anyway we use P4 EM or OO rather than HO here (work out the joke)

Martin Imber wrote on 17. Dec 2009 at 23:40:

Hannah Judes Dad wrote on 17. Dec 2009 at 23:36: Martin Imber wrote on 17. Dec 2009 at 23:29: Jimbob wrote on 17. Dec 2009 at 20:05: 'Ho' being a 'loose woman' bloody old timers, keep up  ;D ;D ;D ;D Never heard of the term - is it Yank? So it is Tim Healys wife Yes it is the American slang word for whore Oh well - a joke for the US members Anyway we use P4 EM or OO rather than HO here (work out the joke)

Martin - get a grip of yourself, for goodness sake....  Lift your nose from good old Engerland and its clockwork railways and look at the wider, more worldwide picture.  You do not have to like it to at least understand it!   ;D

These American terms eventually make it over to the UK. It's only when you've lived in the US can you fully understand the various terminology they use in the movies.

FOr example what the hell was a 'raincheck', which is what I got asked when I went into Wallmart. A few years later people are using it in the UK.

To be honest it is fun to confuse the yanks with British words.

And the Ho term - well why don't they use Whore?