I just went to the kitchen, stood there wondering what i went there for, gave up & sat back here at my desk. Still can't remember now.
   I'm not drunk...yet!

I would book myself into a nice residential home :y

it's easy to sort out- keep the wine and beer in the kitchen - but then decisions- which did you go there for?

Amigo MX5 wrote on 19. Dec 2009 at 19:29:

I just went to the kitchen, stood there wondering what i went there for, gave up & sat back here at my desk. Still can't remember now.    I'm not drunk...yet!

Welcome to my world !!!

Errm I was going to reply to this post but I have forgotten what I was going to say ::)

What post???????

Who ::)

Looking for your book on Althzimers?

Jimbob wrote on 19. Dec 2009 at 19:49:

Looking for your book on Althzimers?

Jimbob while you are in there looks like you need to find your spelling book too lol

Alzheimers.......!!!


:y :y :y :y

Seriously Guy, there is no need to worry. I was on the phone to my mum in Liverpool the other day. She was having a carpet fitted later that day and was telling me how much it was and what size the room was. I thought it sounded dear so, as she was talking to me, I thought I'd work it out on the calculator on my mobile phone. I was talking away and looking for the phone. In my pocket? No. In my coat pocket? No. On the fire surround? No.
Feck it, I'll do it later.
It was only when I'd finished talking I realised that I realised I was using it to speak to my mum.............. :(

Jimbob wrote on 19. Dec 2009 at 19:49:

Looking for your book on Althzimers?

That's a province of Poland................ Isn't it? ::)

wrote on 19. Dec 2009 at 19:51:

Seriously Guy, there is no need to worry. I was on the phone to my mum in Liverpool the other day. She was having a carpet fitted later that day and was telling me how much it was and what size the room was. I thought it sounded dear so, as she was talking to me, I thought I'd work it out on the calculator on my mobile phone. I was talking away and looking for the phone. In my pocket? No. In my coat pocket? No. On the fire surround? No. Feck it, I'll do it later. It was only when I'd finished talking I realised that I realised I was using it to speak to my mum.............. :(

Sounds about right Steve :P

Tony H wrote on 19. Dec 2009 at 19:53:

wrote on 19. Dec 2009 at 19:51: Seriously Guy, there is no need to worry. I was on the phone to my mum in Liverpool the other day. She was having a carpet fitted later that day and was telling me how much it was and what size the room was. I thought it sounded dear so, as she was talking to me, I thought I'd work it out on the calculator on my mobile phone. I was talking away and looking for the phone. In my pocket? No. In my coat pocket? No. On the fire surround? No. Feck it, I'll do it later. It was only when I'd finished talking I realised that I realised I was using it to speak to my mum.............. :( Sounds about right Steve :P

No. I mean. For a while I was genuinely worried. But WTF, I am 108.

wrote on 19. Dec 2009 at 19:54:

Tony H wrote on 19. Dec 2009 at 19:53: wrote on 19. Dec 2009 at 19:51: Seriously Guy, there is no need to worry. I was on the phone to my mum in Liverpool the other day. She was having a carpet fitted later that day and was telling me how much it was and what size the room was. I thought it sounded dear so, as she was talking to me, I thought I'd work it out on the calculator on my mobile phone. I was talking away and looking for the phone. In my pocket? No. In my coat pocket? No. On the fire surround? No. Feck it, I'll do it later. It was only when I'd finished talking I realised that I realised I was using it to speak to my mum.............. :( Sounds about right Steve :P No. I mean. For a while I was genuinely worried. But WTF, I am 108.

I take it your talking about your age and not your I.Q?

Tony H wrote on 19. Dec 2009 at 20:00:

wrote on 19. Dec 2009 at 19:54: Tony H wrote on 19. Dec 2009 at 19:53: wrote on 19. Dec 2009 at 19:51: Seriously Guy, there is no need to worry. I was on the phone to my mum in Liverpool the other day. She was having a carpet fitted later that day and was telling me how much it was and what size the room was. I thought it sounded dear so, as she was talking to me, I thought I'd work it out on the calculator on my mobile phone. I was talking away and looking for the phone. In my pocket? No. In my coat pocket? No. On the fire surround? No. Feck it, I'll do it later. It was only when I'd finished talking I realised that I realised I was using it to speak to my mum.............. :( Sounds about right Steve :P No. I mean. For a while I was genuinely worried. But WTF, I am 108. I take it your talking about your age and not your I.Q?

My age of course. My intelligence quotient is off the scale, as you well know.







Newbie.

Off the scale with a negative prefix I take it? :P

OK. Time to end this with my usual panache.





FECK OFF!

Cheers Steve I'm bursting for a pee anyway you cant beat a bit of cyber dueling
Love you, :-* :-* :-*

Tony H wrote on 19. Dec 2009 at 20:07:

Cheers Steve I'm bursting for a pee anyway you cant beat a bit of cyber dueling Love you, :-* :-* :-*

I know. I'm irresistable. ;D

wrote on 19. Dec 2009 at 20:08:

Tony H wrote on 19. Dec 2009 at 20:07: Cheers Steve I'm bursting for a pee anyway you cant beat a bit of cyber dueling Love you, :-* :-* :-* I know. I'm irresistable. ;D

:y

;D ;D ;D :y

I see a bunch of Alzheimer samples , but I forgot why I answered this thread.. ;D

thats not as bad as going to the shop for dog food and coming back with milk and bread. i did that the other day  :o

Why, before driving off, do I have to search every one of my pockets to find the car keys I used 15 seconds ago to unlock the car?  :(

Why won't my glasses stay where I put them?  I sometimes have to use my spare glasses to find my glasses. :(

I spent 5 minutes yesterday looking for the gloves I was wearing 3 minutes before I lost them.  :(

Why do I have to shuffle through 12 payment/store/loyalty cards to find the one I used in the last shop I was in?  :(

Amigo MX5 wrote on 19. Dec 2009 at 19:29:

I just went to the kitchen, stood there wondering what i went there for, gave up & sat back here at my desk. Still can't remember now.    I'm not drunk...yet!

For a pee?  ;D ;D ;D ;)

Bet you were looking for your marbles Guy ;) ;) ;)

... Or perhaps it was the Dummy and toys you threw all over the place recently  :-X :-X ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D

Stannah have just announced their newest stairlift.  Called the Stannah Express, it's guaranteed to get you upstairs before you've forgotten what you were going up there for.

Er, I think I may have posted this once before...

Must have found the booze, he aint been on since 9pm last night.   :y :y