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Message started by splott on 20. Dec 2009 at 22:32

Title: Nurse joke
Post by splott on 20. Dec 2009 at 22:32
'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional.
In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'

'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thing' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it could not have been bigger than a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.
A few minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.
'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem with it ?'

...'It's swollen,' Fred replied.

She ran out of the room !   ;D

Title: Re: Nurse joke
Post by hercules on 20. Dec 2009 at 22:33
even better ;D ;D

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Post by Stevie-blunder on 21. Dec 2009 at 01:02
Good one  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Nurse joke
Post by Omegadoha, Desert Member on 21. Dec 2009 at 03:55
nice  ;D ;D ;D

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Post by Jimbo B on 21. Dec 2009 at 07:14
No More pleeeze  ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by CD-Pete on 21. Dec 2009 at 08:59
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D PMSL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Nurse joke
Post by Maria on 21. Dec 2009 at 09:03
Bloody good one ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Nurse joke
Post by Jimbob on 21. Dec 2009 at 10:22
;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Nurse joke
Post by philrich on 21. Dec 2009 at 15:04
;D ;D ;D :y

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