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Title: £100 joke
Post by splott on 20. Dec 2009 at 22:59

Larry gets home late one night and his wife,

Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred pound note on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, Shaking her head in
disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred pound note
tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at
home and blow a hundred quid anytime you
want."
;D

Title: Re: £100 joke
Post by baron von Drunk-a-lot on 20. Dec 2009 at 23:03

oh very good, my missus blew over £300 at morrisons today ::)

Title: Re: £100 joke
Post by Bertie on 20. Dec 2009 at 23:11

I am currently trying to get out of going to asda in the morning after finishing work....I hate shopping!!! :-X :-X :-X :(

Title: Re: £100 joke
Post by Entwood on 20. Dec 2009 at 23:11

No .. resist .. don't ~~say~~ type it ....

deep breath .....

OK now .. resisted the temptation ... :)

chill ....

But still wondering why 3 blokes had the same tattoo ....

DAMN ... it snuck out .. sorry ... didn't mean to say/think/type it .... :)

Title: Re: £100 joke
Post by tunnie on 20. Dec 2009 at 23:14

the things they offer at morrisons these days, their slogan of: "Fresh Choice for You" is accurate then ;D

Title: Re: £100 joke
Post by Stevie-blunder on 21. Dec 2009 at 00:59

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: £100 joke
Post by Omegadoha, Desert Member on 21. Dec 2009 at 03:59

very good ;D ;D

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Post by Jimbo B on 21. Dec 2009 at 07:12

Yes heard that one B4 but still funny ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: £100 joke
Post by CD-Pete on 21. Dec 2009 at 08:56

Good one ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by Maria on 21. Dec 2009 at 09:01

Brilliant, loved it ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: £100 joke
Post by philrich on 21. Dec 2009 at 15:11

;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: £100 joke
Post by jaykay on 21. Dec 2009 at 15:56

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y nice one