just had cheese on toast after having to fast for some more tests.  I have a small capsule camera making it's way through my bowels taking photos 4 times a second.

At the 39 hour point the wife decided to make some soup! Torture, pure torture >:( >:(

Nice big spag bol planned for tonight though  :y

Oh and dont forget!

Free the innocent 3! ;D ;D

Oww that's a long time.

BTW, if you feel the urge to post any of the pictures, please resist.

Guffer wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 16:30:

just had cheese on toast after having to fast for some more tests.  I have a small capsule camera making it's way through my bowels taking photos 4 times a second. At the 39 hour point the wife decided to make some soup! Torture, pure torture >:( >:( Nice big spag bol planned for tonight though  :y

Tuck in and enjoy......Newbie... ;)

Radiomarko wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 16:35:

Oww that's a long time. BTW, if you feel the urge to post any of the pictures, please resist.

Actually I wont get to see the pics, but all the antennas are stuck all over my body right now with the hard drive in a pouch on the side.  I look like a bleedin borg!  ;D

Opti wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 16:36:

Guffer wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 16:30: just had cheese on toast after having to fast for some more tests.  I have a small capsule camera making it's way through my bowels taking photos 4 times a second. At the 39 hour point the wife decided to make some soup! Torture, pure torture >:( >:( Nice big spag bol planned for tonight though  :y Tuck in and enjoy......Newbie... ;)

Smug get, it'll be you next time ;D

Guffer wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 16:30:

just had cheese on toast after having to fast for some more tests.  I have a small capsule camera making it's way through my bowels taking photos 4 times a second. At the 39 hour point the wife decided to make some soup! Torture, pure torture >:( >:( Nice big spag bol planned for tonight though  :y

phew long time.. :-?  I also try to stay away from food , as I'm suffering from urinary infection at the moment and my body is full of "coolant" at the moment which pisses me off >:(

cem wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 16:40:

Guffer wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 16:30: just had cheese on toast after having to fast for some more tests.  I have a small capsule camera making it's way through my bowels taking photos 4 times a second. At the 39 hour point the wife decided to make some soup! Torture, pure torture >:( >:( Nice big spag bol planned for tonight though  :y phew long time.. :-?  I also try to stay away from food , as I'm suffering from urinary infection at the moment and my body is full of "coolant" at the moment which pisses me off >:(

Ouch, UTIs arent fun either.  If you can get some, eat blueberries.  They have natural anti-biotic qualities.

Guffer wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 16:38:

Opti wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 16:36: Guffer wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 16:30: just had cheese on toast after having to fast for some more tests.  I have a small capsule camera making it's way through my bowels taking photos 4 times a second. At the 39 hour point the wife decided to make some soup! Torture, pure torture >:( >:( Nice big spag bol planned for tonight though  :y Tuck in and enjoy......Newbie... ;) Smug get, it'll be you next time ;D

It was .....the power went to Jimbob's head about a week or so ago...I have my post count  back now though... :y

Opti wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 16:49:

Guffer wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 16:38: Opti wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 16:36: Guffer wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 16:30: just had cheese on toast after having to fast for some more tests.  I have a small capsule camera making it's way through my bowels taking photos 4 times a second. At the 39 hour point the wife decided to make some soup! Torture, pure torture >:( >:( Nice big spag bol planned for tonight though  :y Tuck in and enjoy......Newbie... ;) Smug get, it'll be you next time ;D It was .....the power went to Jimbob's head about a week or so ago...I have my post count  back now though... :y

Until Jimbob reads your post ;D

Guffer wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 16:48:

cem wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 16:40: Guffer wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 16:30: just had cheese on toast after having to fast for some more tests.  I have a small capsule camera making it's way through my bowels taking photos 4 times a second. At the 39 hour point the wife decided to make some soup! Torture, pure torture >:( >:( Nice big spag bol planned for tonight though  :y phew long time.. :-?  I also try to stay away from food , as I'm suffering from urinary infection at the moment and my body is full of "coolant" at the moment which pisses me off >:( Ouch, UTIs arent fun either.  If you can get some, eat blueberries.  They have natural anti-biotic qualities.

last minute update: 5 minutes ago I dropped 2 pieces of stone now feel much better  (dont know how you name) its only burning nothing more yippieee :)

one piece I catch and store ;D

ps: taking antibiotics already.. :y

Hope everything turns out OK, Guffer. :(

Good luck in the search for the camera afterwards too.  :-X

.. or is it a case of "You want your camera back? - here's the knife and fork."  ;D

Kevin

Kevin Wood wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 17:25:

Hope everything turns out OK, Guffer. :( Good luck in the search for the camera afterwards too.  :-X .. or is it a case of "You want your camera back? - here's the knife and fork."  ;D Kevin

I asked them if they wanted the camera back afterwards and she just looked at me funny  ;D ;D

Guffer wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 16:30:

just had cheese on toast after having to fast for some more tests.  I have a small capsule camera making it's way through my bowels taking photos 4 times a second. At the 39 hour point the wife decided to make some soup! Torture, pure torture >:( >:( Nice big spag bol planned for tonight though  :y

An uncomfortable experience G - but necessary, no doubt, hope it leads to a good solution for you.

Enjoy the bol later. 8-) :y

cem wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 17:12:

last minute update: 5 minutes ago I dropped 2 pieces of stone now feel much better  (dont know how you name) its only burning nothing more yippieee :) one piece I catch and store ;D ps: taking antibiotics already.. :y

Well done on passing the stones cem.  I know from bitter experience that UTI's are a debilitating affliction. :y

So, have you been on the "agent picolax", then?

http://www.singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the-picolax-thread-returns/

I had a Thai green curry that I suspect had been laced with this a couple of weeks back. Wasn't far off 41 hours for me either. :-X

Kevin

Desperate Den wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 17:33:

cem wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 17:12: last minute update: 5 minutes ago I dropped 2 pieces of stone now feel much better  (dont know how you name) its only burning nothing more yippieee :) one piece I catch and store ;D ps: taking antibiotics already.. :y Well done on passing the stones cem.  I know from bitter experience that UTI's are a debilitating affliction. :y

Zulu, those stones are really nightmare, its been 2 days I'm in pain and I was storming the home  :-[

Guffer wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 16:30:

just had cheese on toast after having to fast for some more tests.  I have a small capsule camera making it's way through my bowels taking photos 4 times a second.

Wait wait.. the camera makes it's way through you on it's own?

That is very cool.

Rather you than me n'all but still..

I, for one, welcome our new robotic colonoscopy overlords.

aaronjb wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 17:46:

I, for one, welcome our new robotic colonoscopy overlords.

Had that done already, results inconclusive.  This should give me a definite diagnosis :(

Whassamatter Guffer, the level of farting reaching unprecedented levels?  ;D

Kevin Wood wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 17:40:

So, have you been on the "agent picolax", then? http://www.singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the-picolax-thread-returns/ I had a Thai green curry that I suspect had been laced with this a couple of weeks back. Wasn't far off 41 hours for me either. :-X Kevin

Oh yes, agent picolax.... my worst enema ;)

Cor! exciting stuff in the 'Medical' section lately! :D
We've got an Admin quietly having an MT nervous breakdown, one member doing a remake of 'Fantastic Voyage' allbeit unmanned, (or unraqueled for that matter ::)), and another trying to undermine his Country's  Tourism Industry by building his own version of Pamukkale in his bathroom! :D ;D
What next? & will my postcount suffer before the Credits roll? Watch this space folks. I'm ready for my closeup now Mr Demille ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

jonnycool wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 17:52:

Whassamatter Guffer, the level of farting reaching unprecedented levels?  ;D

Had dia.....loose stool since Jan last year.  Specialist says likely crohn's :(

The farting is a result of the condition ::)

PhilRich wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 17:55:

Cor! exciting stuff in the 'Medical' section lately! :D We've got an Admin quietly having an MT nervous breakdown, one member doing a remake of 'Fantastic Voyage' allbeit unmanned, (or unraqueled for that matter ::)), and another trying to undermine his Country's  Tourism Industry by building his own version of Pamukkale in his bathroom! :D ;D What next? & will my postcount suffer before the Credits roll? Watch this space folks. I'm ready for my closeup now Mr Demille ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Watch your postcount Phil ::) ::)

Guffer wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 17:55:

jonnycool wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 17:52: Whassamatter Guffer, the level of farting reaching unprecedented levels?  ;D Had dia.....loose stool since Jan last year.  Specialist says likely crohn's :( The farting is a result of the condition ::)

Hmmm, what's my excuse...

Guffer wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 17:51:

aaronjb wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 17:46: I, for one, welcome our new robotic colonoscopy overlords. Had that done already, results inconclusive.  This should give me a definite diagnosis :(

It should give you a definate pain in the arse when that camera pops out & your anal 'shutter' closes at the critical moment Guffer! ;D ;D ;D ;)
Seriously though, I hope everything goes well & they just find that lost swagger stick you thought you'd lost forever! ;D ;D :y

PhilRich wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 17:59:

Seriously though, I hope everything goes well & they just find that lost swagger stick you thought you'd lost forever! ;D ;D :y

My swagger stick is firmly strapped to the inside of my right thigh ;)

That camera might come out like a" cannon" if your not careful. :D

Don't know why but I would want to keep the camera! what a smart device!

Sorry Guffer -- but that thread posted by KW had me literally wetting myself -- I am sooo glad I wasn't reading it at work !!!

Here's hoping you get things sorted.

wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 19:10:

Sorry Guffer -- but that thread posted by KW had me literally wetting myself -- I am sooo glad I wasn't reading it at work !!! Here's hoping you get things sorted.

That is pretty much how it works, evil evil stuff... but good for weight loss ::)

Rough trot mate. Hope it gets sorted. I had my umbilical Hernia done a year ago to the day & it's just starting to go again. I was 17 ish stone when it was done but slobbed for a month then light duties at work resulting in 19 stone 9llb!! I want to lose wieght before going back to the doctor so have been eating tomatoes, raw onion, celery, cucumber & radishes chopped up & mixed with low fat cottage cheese & coleslaw. Cut the sarnies down from 2 big loaves a week to one small weightwatcher granary loaf & NO evening meal. I only have one coffee a day & drink oxos as a hot drink instead (13 calories) My movements are all over the place & totally unpredictable (nuff said) & being the complete slob i am i really miss watching telly in bed with a huge plate of curry. I'm even missing cooking it as well as eating it.
    What encourages me & reinforces my self discipline is from 19/9 this morning i was 18/7 after 3 weeks & counting! :y

KW cheers for the link, been crying with laughter for the last 30 min ;D ;D :y

omegod wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 19:54:

KW cheers for the link, been crying with laughter for the last 30 min ;D ;D :y

At what?

Amigo MX5 wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 19:59:

omegod wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 19:54: KW cheers for the link, been crying with laughter for the last 30 min ;D ;D :y At what?

http://www.singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the-picolax-thread-returns/

If you're really committed to losing weight.  ;D

Suggest you install the cassette loo from the caravan in place of the driving seat in  the truck if you want to try it though. :D

Kevin

Kevin Wood wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 20:30:

Amigo MX5 wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 19:59: omegod wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 19:54: KW cheers for the link, been crying with laughter for the last 30 min ;D ;D :y At what? http://www.singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the-picolax-thread-returns/ If you're really committed to losing weight.  ;D Suggest you install the cassette loo from the caravan in place of the driving seat in  the truck if you want to try it though. :D Kevin

OMFG! I had to read that thread in instalments due to the need to clean the gallons of tea of the lappy! :D :D :D :D :D :D

Guffer... I hope your experience is not as disturbing but, if it is, can we have it documented please ;D ;D ;D

Lazydocker wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 21:03:

Kevin Wood wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 20:30: Amigo MX5 wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 19:59: omegod wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 19:54: KW cheers for the link, been crying with laughter for the last 30 min ;D ;D :y At what? http://www.singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the-picolax-thread-returns/ If you're really committed to losing weight.  ;D Suggest you install the cassette loo from the caravan in place of the driving seat in  the truck if you want to try it though. :D Kevin OMFG! I had to read that thread in instalments due to the need to clean the gallons of tea of the lappy! :D :D :D :D :D :D Guffer... I hope your experience is not as disturbing but, if it is, can we have it documented please ;D ;D ;D

Very post watershed,,,swearing ...sorry but in context...
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAXfmvdA0Vk&feature=related ;D ;D ;D ;D

Amigo MX5 wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 21:34:

Very post watershed,,,swearing ...sorry but in context...   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAXfmvdA0Vk&feature=related ;D ;D ;D ;D

PMSL... ;D

sod that at the moment i cant seem to go 4hrs without food ;D

Lazydocker wrote on 03. Feb 2011 at 21:03:

Guffer... I hope your experience is not as disturbing but, if it is, can we have it documented please ;D ;D ;D

I cant write it as well as he can, but yes, that's pretty much how it goes :-[

I thought, when I saw the title, this was a hunger strike, demonstrating about the OOF Judicial System ;D

Hope it's all OK Guffers :y

TheBoy wrote on 04. Feb 2011 at 17:49:

I thought, when I saw the title, this was a hunger strike, demonstrating about the OOF Judicial System ;D Hope it's all OK Guffers :y

It is. I've gone a whole four hours myself on nothing more than cigs and water, oh and a couple of cups of coffee.
Ozzie hasn't eaten for ages either, due to his cat food bowl being empty. ;D

CaptainZok wrote on 04. Feb 2011 at 18:10:

TheBoy wrote on 04. Feb 2011 at 17:49: I thought, when I saw the title, this was a hunger strike, demonstrating about the OOF Judicial System ;D Hope it's all OK Guffers :y It is. I've gone a whole four hours myself on nothing more than cigs and water, oh and a couple of cups of coffee. Ozzie hasn't eaten for ages either, due to his cat food bowl being empty. ;D

We're all protesting!
Free the Innocent Three!!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D

Lazydocker wrote on 05. Feb 2011 at 00:35:

CaptainZok wrote on 04. Feb 2011 at 18:10: TheBoy wrote on 04. Feb 2011 at 17:49: I thought, when I saw the title, this was a hunger strike, demonstrating about the OOF Judicial System ;D Hope it's all OK Guffers :y It is. I've gone a whole four hours myself on nothing more than cigs and water, oh and a couple of cups of coffee. Ozzie hasn't eaten for ages either, due to his cat food bowl being empty. ;D We're all protesting! Free the Innocent Three!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

As a gesture of solidarity I'll pledge not to drink any Beer Coffee Tea Orange Squash Brake Fluid until you're released. ;D

Kevin

Kevin Wood wrote on 05. Feb 2011 at 00:44:

Lazydocker wrote on 05. Feb 2011 at 00:35: CaptainZok wrote on 04. Feb 2011 at 18:10: TheBoy wrote on 04. Feb 2011 at 17:49: I thought, when I saw the title, this was a hunger strike, demonstrating about the OOF Judicial System ;D Hope it's all OK Guffers :y It is. I've gone a whole four hours myself on nothing more than cigs and water, oh and a couple of cups of coffee. Ozzie hasn't eaten for ages either, due to his cat food bowl being empty. ;D We're all protesting! Free the Innocent Three!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D As a gesture of solidarity I'll pledge not to drink any Beer Coffee Tea Orange Squash Brake Fluid until you're released. ;D Kevin

Sooo... That's solidarity on the Admin Team side then :-X :-X ::) ::) :D :D

Lazydocker wrote on 05. Feb 2011 at 00:46:

Kevin Wood wrote on 05. Feb 2011 at 00:44: Lazydocker wrote on 05. Feb 2011 at 00:35: CaptainZok wrote on 04. Feb 2011 at 18:10: TheBoy wrote on 04. Feb 2011 at 17:49: I thought, when I saw the title, this was a hunger strike, demonstrating about the OOF Judicial System ;D Hope it's all OK Guffers :y It is. I've gone a whole four hours myself on nothing more than cigs and water, oh and a couple of cups of coffee. Ozzie hasn't eaten for ages either, due to his cat food bowl being empty. ;D We're all protesting! Free the Innocent Three!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D As a gesture of solidarity I'll pledge not to drink any Beer Coffee Tea Orange Squash Brake Fluid until you're released. ;D Kevin Sooo... That's solidarity on the Admin Team side then :-X :-X ::) ::) :D :D

And Kev soooo loves his brake fluid too, cheers bud :y ;D

Kevin Wood wrote on 05. Feb 2011 at 00:44:

Lazydocker wrote on 05. Feb 2011 at 00:35: CaptainZok wrote on 04. Feb 2011 at 18:10: TheBoy wrote on 04. Feb 2011 at 17:49: I thought, when I saw the title, this was a hunger strike, demonstrating about the OOF Judicial System ;D Hope it's all OK Guffers :y It is. I've gone a whole four hours myself on nothing more than cigs and water, oh and a couple of cups of coffee. Ozzie hasn't eaten for ages either, due to his cat food bowl being empty. ;D We're all protesting! Free the Innocent Three!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D As a gesture of solidarity I'll pledge not to drink any Beer Coffee Tea Orange Squash Brake Fluid until you're released. ;D Kevin

I'll join in and not have any coffee guiness ham or anything else I don't like!!!! ;D ;D