..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a feckin circus act ;D ;D

I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:(

You love it don't pretend you don't ;D

What's the penis called EMU83? ;D ;D ;D

Desperate Den wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:08:

I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:(

:-X :-X :-X

CaptainZok wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:10:

What's the penis called EMU83? ;D ;D ;D

;D

Desperate Den wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:08:

I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:(

was it on your forehead?

CaptainZok wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:10:

What's the penis called EMU83? ;D ;D ;D

Epic ... absolutely EPIC   :y :y :y :y :y :y :y


(you owe me a keyboard ... this ones got John Smiths splattered all over it !!! )

SWMBO's just thrown up !           ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Desperate Den wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:08:

I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:(

Me too Den. But by shortening it a couple of inches, the nice surgeon saved the ladies any discomfort. ;D

MICHELINMAN wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:14:

Desperate Den wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:08: I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:( was it on your forehead?

Why should it have been there Emu?

hercules wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:13:

CaptainZok wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:10: What's the penis called EMU83? ;D ;D ;D ;D

your wife didnt complain ;)

wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:16:

Desperate Den wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:08: I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:( Me too Den. But by shortening it a couple of inches, the nice surgeon saved the boys any discomfort. ;D

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

MICHELINMAN wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:17:

wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:16: Desperate Den wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:08: I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:( Me too Den. But by shortening it a couple of inches, the nice surgeon saved the boys any discomfort. ;D :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Boys too. I aint particular like. :-*

wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:20:

MICHELINMAN wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:17: wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:16: Desperate Den wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:08: I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:( Me too Den. But by shortening it a couple of inches, the nice surgeon saved the boys any discomfort. ;D :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o Boys too. I aint particular like. :-*

When you went on a cruise, did you book your mates passage? :y

MICHELINMAN wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:22:

wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:20: MICHELINMAN wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:17: wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:16: Desperate Den wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:08: I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:( Me too Den. But by shortening it a couple of inches, the nice surgeon saved the boys any discomfort. ;D :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o Boys too. I aint particular like. :-* When you went on a cruise, did you book your mates passage? :y

Not bad for a retard ;D ;D ;D

MICHELINMAN wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:16:

hercules wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:13: CaptainZok wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:10: What's the penis called EMU83? ;D ;D ;D ;D your wife didnt complain ;)

she did actually she said you were a tiny little man in every aspect and it was for a bet that she let you sit on her knee like a big baby and and change your nappy,bah eck the fetishes some people have these days :o

hercules wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:24:

MICHELINMAN wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:16: hercules wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:13: CaptainZok wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:10: What's the penis called EMU83? ;D ;D ;D ;D your wife didnt complain ;) she did actually she said you were a tiny little man in every aspect and it was for a bet that she let you sit on her knee like a big baby and and change your nappy,bah eck the fetishes some people have these days :o

I like the sound of that, Daz. Any chance?

wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:25:

hercules wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:24: MICHELINMAN wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:16: hercules wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:13: CaptainZok wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:10: What's the penis called EMU83? ;D ;D ;D ;D your wife didnt complain ;) she did actually she said you were a tiny little man in every aspect and it was for a bet that she let you sit on her knee like a big baby and and change your nappy,bah eck the fetishes some people have these days :o I like the sound of that, Daz. Any chance?

steve id change your nappy anytime mate :y ;D

wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:25:

hercules wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:24: MICHELINMAN wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:16: hercules wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:13: CaptainZok wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:10: What's the penis called EMU83? ;D ;D ;D ;D your wife didnt complain ;) she did actually she said you were a tiny little man in every aspect and it was for a bet that she let you sit on her knee like a big baby and and change your nappy,bah eck the fetishes some people have these days :o I like the sound of that, Daz. Any chance?

I wouldnt go back, the old girl was all thumbs When it came to putting in the safety pin, I felt a small prick. :-[

wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:20:

MICHELINMAN wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:17: wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:16: Desperate Den wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:08: I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:( Me too Den. But by shortening it a couple of inches, the nice surgeon saved the boys any discomfort. ;D :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o Boys too. I aint particular like. :-*

Reminds me of a passage often quoted by a rather colourful colleague, mostly – but not exclusively - when drunk;

There is a boy across the river, with a bottom like a peach - but alas, I cannot swim. :-?

hercules wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:28:

wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:25: hercules wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:24: MICHELINMAN wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:16: hercules wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:13: CaptainZok wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:10: What's the penis called EMU83? ;D ;D ;D ;D your wife didnt complain ;) she did actually she said you were a tiny little man in every aspect and it was for a bet that she let you sit on her knee like a big baby and and change your nappy,bah eck the fetishes some people have these days :o I like the sound of that, Daz. Any chance? steve id change your nappy anytime mate :y ;D

Erm.....how can I put this..........no.

Desperate Den wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:29:

wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:20: MICHELINMAN wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:17: wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:16: Desperate Den wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:08: I'm bloody outraged - I had a problem penis but was never invited onto a TV show as a result. >:( Me too Den. But by shortening it a couple of inches, the nice surgeon saved the boys any discomfort. ;D :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o Boys too. I aint particular like. :-* Reminds me of a passage often quoted by a rather colourful colleague, mostly – but not exclusively - when drunk; There is a boy across the river, with a bottom like a peach - but alas, I cannot swim. :-?

It sounds like you had some colourful colleagues, Den :y


Not to mention perverted. ;D

wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:01:

..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a feckin circus act ;D ;D

It`s not the todger-problem that`s "preventing intercourse"; it`s his depressive Northern accent! ;D

Debs. wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 22:07:

wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:01: ..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a feckin circus act ;D ;D It`s not the todger-problem that`s "preventing intercourse"; it`s his depressive Northern accent! ;D

I think I'd be depressed as well. ;D

Debs. wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 22:07:

wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:01: ..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a feckin circus act ;D ;D It`s not the todger-problem that`s "preventing intercourse"; it`s his depressive Northern accent! ;D

Isn't that what gags are for? ;)

Ljay wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 22:46:

Debs. wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 22:07: wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:01: ..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a feckin circus act ;D ;D It`s not the todger-problem that`s "preventing intercourse"; it`s his depressive Northern accent! ;D Isn't that what gags are for? ;)

;D ;D Indeed! ;D ;D
......but he looked as depressed as he sounded! ;D

Ljay wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 22:46:

Debs. wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 22:07: wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:01: ..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a feckin circus act ;D ;D It`s not the todger-problem that`s "preventing intercourse"; it`s his depressive Northern accent! ;D Isn't that what gags are for? ;)

Gags are for women real men were the full gimp mask ;)

Debs. wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 22:52:

Ljay wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 22:46: Debs. wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 22:07: wrote on 08. Apr 2011 at 21:01: ..and, tonight, we invite back Ed and his problem pen!s. Sounds like a feckin circus act ;D ;D It`s not the todger-problem that`s "preventing intercourse"; it`s his depressive Northern accent! ;D Isn't that what gags are for? ;) ;D ;D Indeed! ;D ;D ......but he looked as depressed as he sounded! ;D

A mask then? ::)