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04. Aug 2006 at 07:48
 
Well, I've just returned from another few weeks away.  House hunting this time.
Last time, I returned to find the inauguration of this fine site.
This time, I see there are a few interseting threads to get stuck into.

LB.  Congrats on your latest purchase.  Looks very nice!

Back to the subject above.  If you're having trouble with the range of your 'plipper', touch the key to your head (yes really) or stick it in your ear.  You should find you've gained a few extra useful feet of range.

NOW ALL TRY IT and report back!

I'm off to catch up on the three weeks I missed here.
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Reply #1 - 04. Aug 2006 at 07:55
 
LOL.  Grin

Yup, i would concur.

I find pointing the key upward while touching my chin works equally well. Sometimes i can gain as much as 20 feet! Smiley

Just as well these things don't output as much power as phones!! Our brains would surely be fried!

Then we'd be crazy.  Shocked
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Reply #2 - 04. Aug 2006 at 08:14
 
I suspect that they specificaly detune the aerial in the remote to limit the range and reduce the chance of the signal being scanned. Placing it against your head uses your scull as a tuning cavity and hence improves the range.
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Reply #3 - 04. Aug 2006 at 08:18
 
The bigger the head, the better the range Grin
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Reply #4 - 04. Aug 2006 at 08:31
 
Or the emptier the head (for better cavity), the better the range?
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Reply #5 - 04. Aug 2006 at 08:37
 
TheBoy wrote on 04. Aug 2006 at 08:31:
Or the emptier the head (for better cavity), the better the range?


That's probably why i see such a significant increase then.  Smiley
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Reply #6 - 04. Aug 2006 at 12:32
 
Clarkson demonstrated it on TG, he got a vast improvement in range Grin Grin Grin
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Reply #7 - 04. Aug 2006 at 14:13
 
Salty wrote on 04. Aug 2006 at 12:32:
Clarkson demonstrated it on TG, he got a vast improvement in range Grin Grin Grin


Just goes to show that the size of his head is as we all suspected Grin Grin
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Reply #8 - 04. Aug 2006 at 14:47
 
Its probably the large mouth cavity in his case.
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Reply #9 - 04. Aug 2006 at 14:51
 
Marks DTM Calib wrote on 04. Aug 2006 at 14:47:
Its probably the large mouth cavity in his case.


You can hardly call it a cavity when it's full of bullsh*it! Grin

Ahh bless, he is rather entertaining though but lets not get started on another TG thread Roll Eyes
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Reply #10 - 04. Aug 2006 at 15:26
 
it works!!!! but didnt take my toothache away  Sad
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Reply #11 - 04. Aug 2006 at 21:41
 
It does work!!

Clears the earwax out brilliantly......great tip!  Grin
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Reply #12 - 05. Aug 2006 at 13:38
 
Can't seem to get this to work with my IR remote.  Should I be wearing glasses???
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Reply #13 - 05. Aug 2006 at 19:32
 
Grin

Funny piece on TG with Clarkson and the Hammy demonstrating the various poses for plipping.
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Reply #14 - 05. Aug 2006 at 19:33
 
I tried it, it doesn't work  Angry


....oh, you need REMOTE central locking  Roll Eyes


Hehe  Wink
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