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maddog

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hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
20. Sep 2007 at 17:41

i was driving down the road in my omega and was dying for a wee i had no wear to pull over and do this so i had look round in the car and saw a empty can of drink so i did it in there i was swaying a bit as i was doing this not seeing the blue lights behind me the copper done me for being in possesion of canopiss as i pass the alchol test

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Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
Reply #1 - 20. Sep 2007 at 17:43

maddog wrote on 20. Sep 2007 at 17:41:

i was driving down the road in my omega and was dying for a wee i had no wear to pull over and do this so i had look round in the car and saw a empty can of drink so i did it in there i was swaying a bit as i was doing this not seeing the blue lights behind me the copper done me for being in possesion of canopiss as i pass the alchol test

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Bo Bo Omega Lord Offline Here's another nice mess you've gotten me into! Posts: 5016 Coventry Gender:	Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke Reply #2 - 20. Sep 2007 at 18:12 Hello & welcome
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Maria Omega Baron Offline I'm proud to be welsh :) Posts: 3790 Derbyshire Gender: Drives: Rover 114 SLi	Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke Reply #3 - 20. Sep 2007 at 18:20 Hello and welcome... Good joke, made me laugh
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TheBoy Administrator Offline TBE has an MOT! Posts: 64817 Brackley, Northants Gender: Drives: 98 MV6, 03 Elite, 00 25, 89 ZX10	Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke Reply #4 - 20. Sep 2007 at 21:25 Welcome to the site As to joke, don't give up the day job
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Chopsdad Omega Baron Offline Keep it clean! Posts: 4066 Bouncy Castle in Carlisle Gender: Drives: VW Passat 1.9 TDI Est	Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke Reply #5 - 20. Sep 2007 at 21:32 Welcome to the site Maddog - seems like you've got the hang of it already
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Cav9_4 Omega Knight Offline Omega 2.5 V6 Auto Posts: 1463 Sutton-In-Ashfield,Notts Gender:	Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke Reply #6 - 20. Sep 2007 at 21:56 Hi & welcome to the forum
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Baron Von Spongebob Omega Baron Offline Living the dream Posts: 3015 South Wales Gender: Drives: Is the world ready for me..	Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke Reply #7 - 20. Sep 2007 at 23:44 Greetings
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JamesV6CDX Ex Member Gender: Drives: 2002 (02) 3.2 Retail MV6 in Star Silver with Leather	Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke Reply #8 - 21. Sep 2007 at 01:07 No, definately don't give up the day job!
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bobdent Omega Lord Offline Drives better than an Omega Posts: 6705 A pub in Hertfordshire Gender: Drives: 2002 3.2 MV6 Irmscher Estate	Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke Reply #10 - 21. Sep 2007 at 09:13 Hi Maddog, welcome to the forum
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omega3000elite Junior Member Offline Posts: 91 Suffolk UK Gender:	Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke Reply #11 - 21. Sep 2007 at 10:52 Good one - welcome ! Al
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Crazydad Omega Baron Offline Posts: 3393 Germany Gender: Drives: 1998 2.5 TD cdx Estate	Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke Reply #22 - 26. Sep 2007 at 17:06 Hello and welcome to the best Omega Forum on the Net Good Start i like Jokes
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