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Re: Spiders
Reply #15 - 01. Oct 2007 at 23:01

MikeDundee wrote on 01. Oct 2007 at 22:57:

Chopsdad wrote on 01. Oct 2007 at 22:34:

Why are there so many of the horrid things in my house - I hate them Angry

I tend to watch TV in the dark and the little b@stards scuttle across the floor at night.

Killed 4 in the last 3 days - all huge, but I've trapped one in a glass tonight as it's TOO BIG to squish. Cry

So its your fault its been pissing it down then Tongue

It's lovely and dry up north. T shirt weather this afternoon. Thumbs Up!

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Maria Omega Baron Offline I'm proud to be welsh :) Posts: 3790 Derbyshire Gender: Drives: Rover 114 SLi	Re: Spiders Reply #16 - 01. Oct 2007 at 23:02 Spiders, i hate them, i will freak if i see them, them make me go all cold
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Re: Spiders
Reply #17 - 01. Oct 2007 at 23:03

Chopsdad wrote on 01. Oct 2007 at 23:01:

MikeDundee wrote on 01. Oct 2007 at 22:57:

Chopsdad wrote on 01. Oct 2007 at 22:34:

Why are there so many of the horrid things in my house - I hate them Angry

I tend to watch TV in the dark and the little b@stards scuttle across the floor at night.

Killed 4 in the last 3 days - all huge, but I've trapped one in a glass tonight as it's TOO BIG to squish. Cry

So its your fault its been pissing it down then Tongue

It's lovely and dry up north. T shirt weather this afternoon. Thumbs Up!

I might just kill a couple in that case, maybe it will piss down up north then Grin

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razzo Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1072 Crapital Gender: Drives: 97+ 00 3.0 Elites	Re: Spiders Reply #18 - 01. Oct 2007 at 23:04 Try this, Spider on a table, i say to it come here & it walks towards me. I say go away & it walks away from me. Then i pull all its legs off, & say come here & it does not move, then i say go away & it still don't move so theory is that if you pull all the spiders legs off it goes deaf
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MikeDundee Omega King Offline avatar borrowed from DLK for a bit..... Posts: 10127 Costa Del Peckham Gender: Drives: Irmscher Omega 3.0 V6	Re: Spiders Reply #19 - 01. Oct 2007 at 23:08 Quote: Statistacally we all swallow on average 3 or 4 ayear in our sleep without realizing it. Sweet dreams!!! I think that depends on how many times you go camping
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Re: Spiders
Reply #20 - 01. Oct 2007 at 23:08

razzo wrote on 01. Oct 2007 at 23:04:

Try this, Spider on a table, i say to it come here & it walks towards me. I say go away & it walks away from me. Then i pull all its legs off, & say come here & it does not move, then i say go away & it still don't move so theory is that if you pull all the spiders legs off

it goes deaf Grin

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Admin Administrator Offline Posts: 2660	Re: Spiders Reply #21 - 01. Oct 2007 at 23:31 Well if you follow the theory of karma then most of you guys are not looking good.... I don't mind spiders, they don't harm me and I don't kill them. Seems to work for me.
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Golfbuddy Omega Baron Offline I'm On An Economy Drive Posts: 4189 Cornwall Gender:	Re: Spiders Reply #22 - 01. Oct 2007 at 23:48 Someone told me today that the common house spider's venom is more deadly than the black widow. The problem is that it has no way of delivering it. Don't know if it's true or just apocryphal but...
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Bo Bo Omega Lord Offline Here's another nice mess you've gotten me into! Posts: 5016 Coventry Gender:	Re: Spiders Reply #23 - 02. Oct 2007 at 07:37 Quote: I don't mind spiders, they don't harm me and I don't kill them. Seems to work for me. Couldn't agree more.....
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Elite Pete Omega King Offline My spider senses are tingling Posts: 17813 Northwich/Chester Gender: Drives: Facelift Wheezel,Breaking 2001 MV6	Re: Spiders Reply #24 - 02. Oct 2007 at 08:45 Bo Bo wrote on 02. Oct 2007 at 07:37: Quote: I don't mind spiders, they don't harm me and I don't kill them. Seems to work for me. Couldn't agree more..... Same here, if I can get to it before the cat I pick it up and put it outside
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Auto Addict Administrator Offline OOF's Elder Statesman Posts: 10091 North Birmingham Gender: Drives: 2.6 CDX	Re: Spiders Reply #25 - 02. Oct 2007 at 08:49 It's said that the average person swallows about 4 spiders in their sleep in their lifetime
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Re: Spiders
Reply #26 - 02. Oct 2007 at 08:51

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Well if you follow the theory of karma then most of you guys are not looking good.... Wink

I don't mind spiders, they don't harm me and I don't kill them. Seems to work for me.

i agree but try explaining that to a hysterical 40 year old woman who is on the verge of violence because i am 'banging on about Karma'

her solution was 'kill the effing thing i'll deal with the karma later'

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SP_3.2 Omega Baron Offline Posts: 2042 Leicester Gender: Drives: A8 3.7 QS 2000	Re: Spiders Reply #27 - 02. Oct 2007 at 09:20 The Spiders at our house are BIG sometime times il come down at night and just see one sitting on the floor as if to say GO ON I DARE YOU. Some times ill get them other times let the cat deal with it. Must say that we have had a lot less since we have had the cat.
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Re: Spiders
Reply #28 - 02. Oct 2007 at 09:28

He He. Went out into the garage with Emma yesterday evening. Turned round and there was a big f**k off garage spider just calmly sitting on her shoulder Grin

I figured she'd throw a wobbly if I pointed it out to her so I calmly brushed it off her shoulder with my hand and it ran off down her back. She started to notice something was up but by this time I had collected the spider and dropped him onto the floor. She asked what I was up to and I calmly explained that there had been a spider sitting on her shoulder but it's OK, I'd sorted it out and pointed to the floor where Boris was still sitting there contemplating his next move. Waaaaah! Grin

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Re: Spiders
Reply #29 - 02. Oct 2007 at 09:30

Kevin Wood wrote on 02. Oct 2007 at 09:28:

He He. Went out into the garage with Emma yesterday evening. Turned round and there was a big f**k off garage spider just calmly sitting on her shoulder Grin

I figured she'd throw a wobbly if I pointed it out to her so I calmly brushed it off her shoulder with my hand and it ran off down her back. She started to notice something was up but by this time I had collected the spider and dropped him onto the floor. She asked what I was up to and I calmly explained that there had been a spider sitting on her shoulder but it's OK, I'd sorted it out and pointed to the floor where Boris was still sitting there contemplating his next move. Waaaaah! Grin

Kevin

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Im now kind of panicky about this spider talk as im in Feurteventura next week, and the cockroaches are huge Sad

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