Omega Owners Forum - Car Acronyms.

Amigov6

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Car Acronyms.
14. Mar 2008 at 22:49

AUDI
Accelerates under demonic influence.
Always unsafe designs implemented.

BMW
Born moderately Wealthy.
Break my windows.
Bought my wife.

BUICK
Big ugly indestructible car killer.

CHEVROLET
Car has extensive valve rattle on long exteded trips.
Cheap, hardly effecient, virtually runs on luck every time.

Chevy.
Cheapest heap ever visioned yet.

Dodge
Dangerous on days gears engage.

FIAT
Failed italian automotive technology.
Failed in all tests.

FORD
Fix or repair daily.
Fails on rainy days.
Fast only rolling downhill.

HONDA
Had one never again.

HYUNDAI
Hope you understand nothing's driveable & expensive.

MAZDA
Most always zipping dangeruosly along.

MERCEDES
Many expensive repairs can eventually discourage car sales.

NISSAN
Needs immediate salvage so abandon now.

OLDSMOBILE
Overprised leisurely driven sedan made of buick's irregular leftover equipment.

PONTIAC
Poor old nut thinks it's a Cadillac.

PORSCHE
Proof only rich suckers can have everything.

ROLLS ROYCE
Regarded only as luxury lifestyle. Runs over your current expenses.

SAAB
Sad attempt at beauty.
Send another automobile back.

TOYOTA
Too often yanks overprice this auto.

VOLVO
Very odd looking vehicular object.

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OLDTIMER Newbie Offline Posts: 38 Hertfordshire Gender: Drives: 2.0ltr GLS Auto Estate	Re: Car Acronyms. Reply #1 - 14. Mar 2008 at 22:53 FIAT---Fix It Again Tomorrow LOTUS---Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious LADA---Life And Death Association
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Amigov6

Ex Member

Re: Car Acronyms.
Reply #2 - 14. Mar 2008 at 22:53

Quote:

AUDI
Accelerates under demonic influence.
Always unsafe designs implemented.

BMW
Born moderately Wealthy.
Break my windows.
Bought my wife.

BUICK
Big ugly indestructible car killer.

CHEVROLET
Car has extensive valve rattle on long exteded trips.
Cheap, hardly effecient, virtually runs on luck every time.

Chevy.
Cheapest heap ever visioned yet.

Dodge
Dangerous on days gears engage.

FIAT
Failed italian automotive technology.
Failed in all tests.

FORD
Fix or repair daily.
Fails on rainy days.
Fast only rolling downhill.

HONDA
Had one never again.

HYUNDAI
Hope you understand nothing's driveable & expensive.

MAZDA
Most always zipping dangeruosly along.

MERCEDES
Many expensive repairs can eventually discourage car sales.

NISSAN
Needs immediate salvage so abandon now.

OLDSMOBILE
Overprised leisurely driven sedan made of buick's irregular leftover equipment.

PONTIAC
Poor old nut thinks it's a Cadillac.

PORSCHE
Proof only rich suckers can have everything.

ROLLS ROYCE
Regarded only as luxury lifestyle. Runs over your current expenses.

SAAB
Sad attempt at beauty.
Send another automobile back.

TOYOTA
Too often yanks overprice this auto.

VOLVO
Very odd looking vehicular object.

P.S MERCEDES should have read "extra" not "car" sales.
My mistake.

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mantagte Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1823 Gender:	Re: Car Acronyms. Reply #3 - 14. Mar 2008 at 23:46 fiat -found in a tip ford- found on road dead
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VXL V6 Omega Lord Offline Posts: 5306 Gender:	Re: Car Acronyms. Reply #4 - 14. Mar 2008 at 23:52 RENAULT Reliability, Economy - Never and Utterly Lousy Transmissions.
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bertiecbx550 Ex Member	Re: Car Acronyms. Reply #5 - 15. Mar 2008 at 00:06 not a car acroynm..but it was found on wolves shirts a few years back...DORITOS...Division One Rubbish In Tatty Orange Shirts.....i wonder who thought that one up for shirt sponsors????? an yes i am a wolves fan....
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Pete. Omega King Offline Makes Driving Pleasurable Again . Posts: 10449 Nr J28 of the M1 Gender: Drives: Black 02 Omega DTi. Black 56 Monaro VXR. Red 97 Rover 114 SLi.	Re: Car Acronyms. Reply #6 - 15. Mar 2008 at 00:13 FORD- Found On Rubbish Dump
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Vamps Omega King Offline Flying Tonight, so Be Prepared. Posts: 16571 Bishop Middleham, Co Durham. Gender: Drives: 2.0L Auto Estate & 2.2 CD Auto Saloon	Re: Car Acronyms. Reply #7 - 15. Mar 2008 at 00:27 Pete. wrote on 15. Mar 2008 at 00:13: FORD- Found On Rubbish Dump Why do we knock FORD? Look at the MY thread, don't know how to do a link. Except for the youngsters we mostly love our old FORD's
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Amigov6

Ex Member

Re: Car Acronyms.
Reply #8 - 15. Mar 2008 at 00:49

Vamps wrote on 15. Mar 2008 at 00:27:

Pete. wrote on 15. Mar 2008 at 00:13:

FORD- Found On Rubbish Dump

Why do we knock FORD? Sad

Look at the MY thread, don't know how to do a link. Except for the youngsters we mostly love our old FORD's
Cheesy

I found these & posted them for a laugh. Despite loving my Mig i'm not a big Vx fan. Early days Vx lost out to Ford every time.
Victor vs Cortina
Viva vs Escort
Cresta vs Mk1 Granada
No contest, all the Fords looked & drove better, though they both score even points on rusting!!!
In the 80's Vx pulled ahead with the Astra mk1 which was always a better car than the god awfull FWD Escort.
When we get to the Veccy/Mondeo debate ithink the Veccy looks better but the Mondy drives better.
I've just bought a cracking P reg Astra to replace a mate's R reg Escort Ghia which was a dog, & i'd love another HB Viva if i could find one!!!!!!!!! Roll Eyes

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