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A few Friday afternoon funnies
17. Oct 2008 at 13:00

Yes its that time of the week again......

A man goes to Confession.

He says to the Priest, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. Last night I made love to twins half my age, in positions that I think may be illegal, over and over again".

The Priest thinks for a few minutes, then says "Buy 7 lemons, squeeze the juice from them into a glass, then drink it".

"Will that absolve me from my sins Father?" asks the man.

"No", replies the Priest, "but it will wipe that fvcking smile off your face".

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Jay w Omega Baron Offline omega gone Posts: 4445 Plymouth/Poole Gender: Drives: Alfa Romeo 156 Sportwagon Selespeed & Alfa Romeo Spider	Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies Reply #1 - 17. Oct 2008 at 13:03 How the credit crunch will affect britian....
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richardirv Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1329 Leeds, West Yorkshire Gender: Drives: 2002 2.6 MV6	Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies Reply #2 - 17. Oct 2008 at 13:03 Good 1!!
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Jay w Omega Baron Offline omega gone Posts: 4445 Plymouth/Poole Gender: Drives: Alfa Romeo 156 Sportwagon Selespeed & Alfa Romeo Spider	Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies Reply #3 - 17. Oct 2008 at 13:05 After flipping his hydrofoil, Jesus quickly leaves the scene before his Father finds out...........
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Jimbob Global Moderator Admin Team Offline Third nipple removal completed succesfuly Posts: 20462 Chester / Flintshire Gender: Drives: 52 3.2 MV6 Estate & 98 3.0 MV6 Manual Estate	Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies Reply #4 - 17. Oct 2008 at 13:08
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cem Omega King Offline Posts: 13920 Ankara/Turkey Gender: Drives: 97 2.5 V6 Manual CD- Clio Sport	Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies Reply #5 - 17. Oct 2008 at 13:59 The top gear picture was
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Entwood Omega King Offline Quietly Confident Posts: 13708 North Wiltshire Gender: Drives: 3.2 Elite (with LPG)	Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies Reply #6 - 17. Oct 2008 at 14:40
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Vmax Senior Member Offline Missing life on two wheels :( Posts: 669 Waterlooville, Hampshire. Gender: Drives: JAGUAR XJ8 SPORT	Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies Reply #7 - 17. Oct 2008 at 15:06
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woodsy_mv6 Junior Member Offline Posts: 209 West Sussex Gender: Drives: Too Many Cars	Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies Reply #8 - 17. Oct 2008 at 15:18 Love the last one
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bobdent Omega Lord Offline Drives better than an Omega Posts: 6705 A pub in Hertfordshire Gender: Drives: 2002 3.2 MV6 Irmscher Estate	Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies Reply #9 - 17. Oct 2008 at 16:57 Very good!
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Mr Skrunts Over Active Poster Offline 3.O Elite Saloon with all the toys, Posts: 23830 Skruntie Land. Gender: Drives: Jimbob Mad It seems	Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies Reply #10 - 17. Oct 2008 at 18:10
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gwa Intermediate Member Offline Ginger With Attitude Posts: 423 Peterborough Gender: Drives: 2.6 CD V6 Auto	Re: A few Friday afternoon funnies Reply #11 - 17. Oct 2008 at 19:15 Triffic, what way to end the week
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