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Pet shop
30. May 2009 at 08:57

Bloke goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot.

Shop keeper says he's got one that tap dances, gets the parrot, places it on a tin and sure enough it starts tap dancing.

"I'll have it" says the bloke.

"I'll throw in the tin" says the shop keeper.

Bloke gets the parrot home to show his wife, puts the parrot on the tin and it just sits there.

Bloke takes it back to the shop, and says, "I can't get it to tap dance"

The shop keeper takes the lid off the tin and says, "That's because the candle has gone out"

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Plomien Omega Knight Offline Rescue the beer and drink the maiden Posts: 1724 Swansea Gender: Drives: 2.5 V6 Tourer	Re: Pet shop Reply #1 - 30. May 2009 at 09:25
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MikeDundee Omega King Offline avatar borrowed from DLK for a bit..... Posts: 10127 Costa Del Peckham Gender: Drives: Irmscher Omega 3.0 V6	Re: Pet shop Reply #2 - 30. May 2009 at 09:26 .........ain't you got a game of golf to be playing
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Lizzie Zoom Deleted Member Offline The Romantic Emotional Pink Lady Posts: 65 Ashford, Kent Gender: Drives: 2000 Omega 3.0 Elite Auto	Re: Pet shop Reply #3 - 30. May 2009 at 11:45
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nick v6 Omega Baron Offline Posts: 4776 walsall / west midlands Gender: Drives: chrysler grand voyager 3.3v6	Re: Pet shop Reply #4 - 30. May 2009 at 12:08
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Del Boy Omega Lord Offline Posts: 9381 Ashford, Kent. Gender: Drives: Various things.	Re: Pet shop Reply #5 - 30. May 2009 at 12:24
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Zulu77 Ex Member	Re: Pet shop Reply #6 - 30. May 2009 at 12:29 very good AA
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STMO123 Ex Member Gender:	Re: Pet shop Reply #7 - 30. May 2009 at 16:10 The old hot-foot shuffle. http://new.music.yahoo.com/benny-goodman/tracks/hot-foot-shuffle--40016649
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ScottieMV6 Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1188 Swinton, Manchester Gender: Drives: Nothing because I sold my MV6	Re: Pet shop Reply #8 - 30. May 2009 at 18:22
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Ian_D Omega Baron Offline Posts: 2419 York Gender: Drives: Omega 3.0 Elite, Facelift Omega 2.5 GLS, Sold the TD Elite	Re: Pet shop Reply #9 - 30. May 2009 at 18:36
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Vamps Omega King Offline Flying Tonight, so Be Prepared. Posts: 16571 Bishop Middleham, Co Durham. Gender: Drives: 2.0L Auto Estate & 2.2 CD Auto Saloon	Re: Pet shop Reply #10 - 30. May 2009 at 21:10 LOL...............
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