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Re: New shop product for June
Reply #15 - 31. May 2009 at 21:50

MikeDundee wrote on 31. May 2009 at 21:46:

Pete. wrote on 31. May 2009 at 21:37:

Elite Pete wrote on 31. May 2009 at 21:34:

New from the infamous 'house of Stoke' we have for you the latest in she-male all over body de-louser The 'Loo Knee Minger Repellent' is guaranteed to repell all females and includes the latest in pheromone technology to attract all the lady boys. Simply splash on ala 'massive's' famous 'brut' brand and, you will have lady boys in MX5's screeching to a halt! Note: Product may contain traces of ferrile cat urine. This product may irritate and cause you to come out in a rash.

Fantastic, Don't think he's seen it yet Grin

Pete. I never knew Shocked

Sometimes dress swaps with the guy in the pic aswell, he's also known to own a hairdryer Roll Eyes

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Bloody hell mate. That's an old pic, but a bloody good one though Grin

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Darth Loo-knee Moderator Offline "If you only knew how much he likes Backsides!" Posts: 20248 Stoke-on-Trent Gender: Drives: An Omega in the Pipeline.....	Re: New shop product for June Reply #16 - 31. May 2009 at 22:24 The "Loo-knee Minger Repellent" is selling like hot cakes. Works for both Men & Women... NO ending up with a Minger at the end of the night, especially after 10 pints of Stella It smells nothing like "Brut 33" more like "Joop"
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Re: New shop product for June
Reply #17 - 31. May 2009 at 22:48

Darth Loo-knee wrote on 31. May 2009 at 22:24:

The "Loo-knee Minger Repellent" is selling like hot cakes.
Works for both Men & Women... NO ending up with a Minger at the end of the night, especially after 10 pints of Stella Thumbs Up!

It smells nothing like "Brut 33" more like "Joop" Wink

.... bet its more like 'Boak' with that dry retching cough you get when the pit of your gut is empty but the body system still says full.... Grin

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Re: New shop product for June
Reply #18 - 31. May 2009 at 23:11

hotel21 wrote on 31. May 2009 at 22:48:

Darth Loo-knee wrote on 31. May 2009 at 22:24:

The "Loo-knee Minger Repellent" is selling like hot cakes.
Works for both Men & Women... NO ending up with a Minger at the end of the night, especially after 10 pints of Stella Thumbs Up!

It smells nothing like "Brut 33" more like "Joop" Wink

.... bet its more like 'Boak' with that dry retching cough you get when the pit of your gut is empty but the body system still says full.... Grin

A good old Ulster/Scots word there H21 Thumbs Up!

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Zulu77 Ex Member	Re: New shop product for June Reply #19 - 31. May 2009 at 23:13 Omega man 2 wrote on 31. May 2009 at 21:45: http://www.flatrabbit.co.uk/imagelib/sitebuilder/misc/show_image.html?linkedwidt... The question which needs to be asked Ron is, what were you looking for when you came across this?
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Gareth Lewis Senior Member Offline eCommerce and Website Design & Implementation Posts: 600 Glossop, Derbyshire Gender: Drives: 2000 Omega 2.5 24V Elite Auto	Re: New shop product for June Reply #20 - 31. May 2009 at 23:20 Quote: Omega man 2 wrote on 31. May 2009 at 21:45: http://www.flatrabbit.co.uk/imagelib/sitebuilder/misc/show_image.html?linkedwidt... The question which needs to be asked Ron is, what were you looking for when you came across this? Good spot
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The Red Baron Omega Baron Offline On me tod. Posts: 4072 burton on trent.staffs Gender: Drives: chipped 3.0mv6/corsa 1.2	Re: New shop product for June Reply #21 - 31. May 2009 at 23:24 a true staffordshire dress code
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Ron Burgundy Ex Member If all else fails, get out the oxy! Drives: Omega CDX 2.5 V6	Re: New shop product for June Reply #22 - 31. May 2009 at 23:31 Quote: Omega man 2 wrote on 31. May 2009 at 21:45: http://www.flatrabbit.co.uk/imagelib/sitebuilder/misc/show_image.html?linkedwidt... The question which needs to be asked Ron is, what were you looking for when you came across this? I googled Loo-Knee
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Re: New shop product for June
Reply #23 - 31. May 2009 at 23:33

Omega man 2 wrote on 31. May 2009 at 23:31:

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Omega man 2 wrote on 31. May 2009 at 21:45:

http://www.flatrabbit.co.uk/imagelib/sitebuilder/misc/show_image.html?linkedwidt...

The question which needs to be asked Ron is, what were you looking for when you came across this? Roll Eyes

I googled Loo-Knee Cheesy

Steady on fella.... You could get yourself a REALLY bad reputation round here saying summat like that.... Shocked

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Re: New shop product for June
Reply #24 - 31. May 2009 at 23:34

hotel21 wrote on 31. May 2009 at 23:33:

Omega man 2 wrote on 31. May 2009 at 23:31:

Quote:

Omega man 2 wrote on 31. May 2009 at 21:45:

http://www.flatrabbit.co.uk/imagelib/sitebuilder/misc/show_image.html?linkedwidt...

The question which needs to be asked Ron is, what were you looking for when you came across this? Roll Eyes

I googled Loo-Knee Cheesy

Steady on fella.... You could get yourself a REALLY bad reputation round here saying summat like that.... Shocked

Maybe I should change my laptop before the cops come round with a search warrent Roll Eyes

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Darth Loo-knee Moderator Offline "If you only knew how much he likes Backsides!" Posts: 20248 Stoke-on-Trent Gender: Drives: An Omega in the Pipeline.....	Re: New shop product for June Reply #25 - 31. May 2009 at 23:44 Can't believe how sad some people are to find a webpage like that
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Ron Burgundy Ex Member If all else fails, get out the oxy! Drives: Omega CDX 2.5 V6	Re: New shop product for June Reply #26 - 31. May 2009 at 23:45 Darth Loo-knee wrote on 31. May 2009 at 23:44: Can't believe how sad some people are to find a webpage like that Making it and selling it is another thing
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Darth Loo-knee Moderator Offline "If you only knew how much he likes Backsides!" Posts: 20248 Stoke-on-Trent Gender: Drives: An Omega in the Pipeline.....	Re: New shop product for June Reply #27 - 31. May 2009 at 23:47 Omega man 2 wrote on 31. May 2009 at 23:45: Darth Loo-knee wrote on 31. May 2009 at 23:44: Can't believe how sad some people are to find a webpage like that Making it and selling it is another thing Obviously
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