a guy is flying down the road with the police chasing him he runs in to a chip shop and hides underneath a nuns habit after the police have gone the man reappers from under the habit and says i'm sorry about that i'm a soldier and i dont want to go back to iraq .but while i was under there i noticed you have lovely white legs ,the nun replied if you'd looked further up you'd have seen a pair of 'dangle berries' i dont want to go to iraq either

thats a good one