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Ljay

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I Will Survive
10. Nov 2009 at 13:55

SING IT GIRLS!

At first I was afraid,
I was petrified!
When you said you had 10 inches, lord I almost died.
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
that I grew strong...
and knew that I could take you on
BUT THERE YOU ARE
Another lie
I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me a French Fry,
I should have known that it was bullsh1t,
just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans,
Go on now go....walk out the door!
don't you promise me 10 inches and then give me only 4!
You are such a prat to think that I wouldn't find it out,
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count?
I will survive,
I will survive!
As long as I have all my batteries,
my sex life's gona thrive!
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex!
I will survive
I will survive!
HEY HEY!

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Opti

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Re: I Will Survive
Reply #1 - 10. Nov 2009 at 14:02

Ljay wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 13:55:

SING IT GIRLS!

At first I was afraid,
I was petrified!
When you said you had 10 inches, lord I almost died.
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
that I grew strong...
and knew that I could take you on
BUT THERE YOU ARE
Another lie
I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me a French Fry,
I should have known that it was bullsh1t,
just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans,
Go on now go....walk out the door!
don't you promise me 10 inches and then give me only 4!
You are such a prat to think that I wouldn't find it out,
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count?
I will survive,
I will survive!
As long as I have all my batteries,
my sex life's gona thrive!
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex!
I will survive
I will survive!
HEY HEY!

Poor old Jimbob.... Roll Eyes

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Mr Skrunts Over Active Poster Offline 3.O Elite Saloon with all the toys, Posts: 23830 Skruntie Land. Gender: Drives: Jimbob Mad It seems	Re: I Will Survive Reply #2 - 10. Nov 2009 at 14:04 I heard it was a song Dusty wrote when she met you optimist.
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Opti Omega Lord Offline Not as smart as his avatar Posts: 5372 South Lincolnshire Gender:	Re: I Will Survive Reply #3 - 10. Nov 2009 at 14:35 Mr Skrunts wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 14:04: I heard it was a song Dusty wrote when she met you optimist. Never had any complaints in that department Skruntie.......I'am a very skilled lover......I'll have you know.....
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Kevin Wood

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Alton, Hampshire
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Re: I Will Survive
Reply #4 - 10. Nov 2009 at 14:43

Opti wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 14:35:

Mr Skrunts wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 14:04:

I heard it was a song Dusty wrote when she met you optimist. Grin

Never had any complaints in that department Skruntie.......I'am a very skilled lover......I'll have you know..... Roll Eyes

Yep, me too. Skilled at Fixing Omegas, flying gliders, programming computers, building radios, etc... Roll Eyes

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bobdent Omega Lord Offline Drives better than an Omega Posts: 6705 A pub in Hertfordshire Gender: Drives: 2002 3.2 MV6 Irmscher Estate	Re: I Will Survive Reply #5 - 10. Nov 2009 at 16:53 Oh well, back to the mains powered rabbit then Laura!!
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Ghost Driver Omega Baron Offline Posts: 2257 Seaham, North East england Gender: Drives: 2,5 TD Select Estate	Re: I Will Survive Reply #6 - 10. Nov 2009 at 17:41 Opti wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 14:35: Mr Skrunts wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 14:04: I heard it was a song Dusty wrote when she met you optimist. Never had any complaints in that department Skruntie.......I'am a very skilled lover......I'll have you know..... Why? you got long fingers Lol
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Brackley, Northants
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Re: I Will Survive
Reply #7 - 10. Nov 2009 at 19:02

Opti wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 14:02:

Ljay wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 13:55:

SING IT GIRLS!

At first I was afraid,
I was petrified!
When you said you had 10 inches, lord I almost died.
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
that I grew strong...
and knew that I could take you on
BUT THERE YOU ARE
Another lie
I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me a French Fry,
I should have known that it was bullsh1t,
just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans,
Go on now go....walk out the door!
don't you promise me 10 inches and then give me only 4!
You are such a prat to think that I wouldn't find it out,
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count?
I will survive,
I will survive!
As long as I have all my batteries,
my sex life's gona thrive!
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex!
I will survive
I will survive!
HEY HEY!

Poor old Jimbob.... Roll Eyes

Depends if LJay is talking about length or girth.... Lips Sealed

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Guffer Omega Lord Offline Music to watch girls by.... Posts: 6142 Hampshire Gender: Drives: R Reg 2.5V6 Omega ELITE & P reg Omega 2.5 V6 CDX	Re: I Will Survive Reply #8 - 10. Nov 2009 at 19:06 Ljay wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 13:55: SING IT GIRLS! At first I was afraid, I was petrified! ........ Bog roll, why are you singing?
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Mr Skrunts

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Re: I Will Survive
Reply #9 - 10. Nov 2009 at 19:08

Opti wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 14:35:

Mr Skrunts wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 14:04:

I heard it was a song Dusty wrote when she met you optimist. Grin

Never had any complaints in that department Skruntie.......I'am a very skilled lover......I'll have you know..... Roll Eyes

I get complained at all the time, get told I take to long or they ask me to do it 2 or 3 times and tell me I need the practice for some reason. Undecided

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Re: I Will Survive
Reply #10 - 11. Nov 2009 at 00:01

Mr Skrunts wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 19:08:

Opti wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 14:35:

Mr Skrunts wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 14:04:

I heard it was a song Dusty wrote when she met you optimist. Grin

Never had any complaints in that department Skruntie.......I'am a very skilled lover......I'll have you know..... Roll Eyes

I get complained at all the time, get told I take to long or they ask me to do it 2 or 3 times and tell me I need the practice for some reason. Undecided

You wish............ Cheesy

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Mr Skrunts

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Re: I Will Survive
Reply #11 - 11. Nov 2009 at 16:14

Vamps wrote on 11. Nov 2009 at 00:01:

Mr Skrunts wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 19:08:

Opti wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 14:35:

Mr Skrunts wrote on 10. Nov 2009 at 14:04:

I heard it was a song Dusty wrote when she met you optimist. Grin

Never had any complaints in that department Skruntie.......I'am a very skilled lover......I'll have you know..... Roll Eyes

I get complained at all the time, get told I take to long or they ask me to do it 2 or 3 times and tell me I need the practice for some reason. Undecided

You wish............ Cheesy

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Ask yourself : " WHY do I believe what I believe?"

Remember that my opinions expressed here are not representative of the opinions of other members on the OOF Forum.

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Stevie-blunder Omega Knight Offline Posts: 1218 Wolverhampton Gender: Drives: 98 omega 2.5td auto and Rolls Royce Silver Spur	Re: I Will Survive Reply #12 - 11. Nov 2009 at 18:03 I've never had that sung to me
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PhilRich Omega Lord Offline Proud to be English, with no apologies to ANYONE! Posts: 6825 NorthEast Coast Gender: Drives: 2002 2.2CDX 4dr Auto. LPG Converted.	Re: I Will Survive Reply #13 - 11. Nov 2009 at 19:12 Mine never sings with her mouth full, she might choke
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Hannah Judes Dad Omega Baron Offline Posts: 2024 Cleethorpes North East Lincs Gender: Drives: A 1996 2.5CDX Auto Estate with a list of faults	Re: I Will Survive Reply #14 - 11. Nov 2009 at 22:50 I was a failure with women in the trouser department,thankfully i have got 15 stone to help me out.I then showed them I could lick my eyebrows!!!
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